That 90s Blog
1. WHO took your default pic?
I have no fucking clue and I am still pissed about it. But pleasantly so. It turned out quite..."what the hell????"
2. Exactly what are you wearing right now?
not anything
3. What is your current problem?
chafing
4. What makes you most happy?
the plaintive wails of ophans
5. What's the name of the song that you're listening to?
Rihanna - Shut Up and Drive
6. Do you like MTV?
I used to QQ about it not playing music videos or some shit, but now I don't care because MY SUPER SWEET SIXTEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7. Name something that annoys you about people?
When they call something that is obviously a very dark blue, black OR VICE VERSA. Also, don't order Moon Mist. WHO FUCKING CARRIES FAYGO IN A FOUNTAIN?! Assholes.
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Chapter 1:
MYSELF
1. Nickname(s)?
Coondog, Head-For-The-Gook, TouchDown
2. Eye color?
dk brown
3. Hair color?
I am going to get it anime blue, I swear to O'Chul.
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Chapter 2:
FAMILY
1. Do you live with your parent(s)?
of course. I'm Gen Y, we're fucking self-important lazy bastards.
2. Do you get along with you parents?
yes
3. Do you have any Siblings?
Rachel aka Shhhrachelsleeping
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Chapter 3:
FAVORITE
1. Ice Cream:
AMERICONE DREAM
2. Season:
Season 4!
3. Book:
The Bible!
4. Band:
Aly & AJ!
5. Food:
Animals!
6. Drink(s) (non alcoholic):
Whiskey with ice!
7. Drink(s) (alcoholic):
Whiskey with no ice!
8. Sport:
Pony Play!
9. Pen color:
Seroquel!
10. Store:
The motherfucking BUCKLE, jeah
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Chapter 4:
DO YOU-
1.Write on your hand?
I smear it too much
2. Call people back?
if it is warranted
3.Believe in love?
yes, there is an abstract commonly known as 'love'
4. Sleep on a certain side of the bed?
whichever one has all the pussy?
5. Any mental/health issues?
I have oppositional defiant disorder. NO. IT'S NOT REAL. It's called, "LEARN HOW TO BE AN ACTIVE PARENT, FUCKBAG, NOT A RIDICULOUS HIPPY PARENT, FUCKBAG"
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Chapter 5:
Have You...
1.Been kissed?
The ladies I'm with normally don't do that. Sometimes, it's extra!
2.
What the fuck. Good no question, No Question.
3. Had physical therapy?
If you mean got my shoulder or leg fucked up by fucking, then yes.
4. Gotten surgery?
I had eye surgery when I was younger. MAKE YOUR JOKES NOW, ASSHOLES
5. Taken painkillers?
Oh yeah. Me rikey. Fentanyl lollipop, plz?
6. Been stung by a bee?
Yes, it wasn't as bad as attention-starved five year olds make it out to be.
7. Thrown up in the doctors office?
No, blood and death are my stock and trade
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Chapter 6:
Who/what was the last:
1. Movie you saw in the movie theatres?
MF Hairspray! MISS BOSTON CROWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
2. Person to text you?
"Dr. J."
3. Thing you touched?
Mine
4. Thing you ate?
Mine? (What!?)
5. Thing you said?
"What!?"
6. person to see you naked?
Bun
7. Person you hugged?
Bun
8. Person you kissed?
Bun
9. Person you called?
Bun? (lol, no srsly, it was Jat)
10. Person to call you?
Heidi
11. Book you read?
Invisible Monsters
12. Place you worked?
Bay Regional Medical Center, Behavioral Health STOP ON BY!
13. Time you cleaned your room?
Fridayish
14. Last instrument you played?
too easy, NEXT.
1. If I looked in your trunk, what would I find?
A very uncomfortable place
2. Do you go to the bathroom with the door open or closed?
kitchens tend not to have doors? I don't understand the question.
3. Are your underwear and socks folded in your drawers or just thrown in?
my role models are Paris and Britney. (I don't understand the question.)
4. Sleep on your back or stomach?
Your stomach.
5. Are you a cuddler?
do bombs strapped to your chest and filled with nails kill 40 people in a crowded market?
6. What would I find if I looked under your bed?
boxspring
7. Something that happened today that has made you mad?
they still haven't rescued those miners! THEY ARE ALL STILL ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!
8. What were you doing before this survey?
Being upset about how they airbrush the fuck out of so much dirty porn. With my cock.
9. What will you do after this survey?
laundry
10. Marriage or living together?
as they are not mutually exclusive, light blue keychain
11. What are you wearing right now?
a stunning Versace off the shoulder
12. Have you ever been in love?
Yes. I am not certain why so many people wish to inflict that upon themselves.
13. Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?
When I feel hot things, I yelp. When I feel cold things, I yelp. When I feel sad things, I yelp.
14. Is there something you regret and wish you could take back?
Going back in time to assassinate JFK. Made the wrong call on that one, MY BAD.
15. First thing you do when you wake up?
Exit strategizing.
16. Last person you told you love them?
Bun
17. Last argument you got into?
Some crazie bullshit about gumbo and okra and roux
18. Do you tend to rip the paper off water bottles?
BUYING BOTTLED WATER IS SUPPORTING THE TERRORISTZ!
19. Why do you like the person you like?
because the fortune teller told me so
20. When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall back asleep?
That would be like buying a car to cure AIDS. It's a fucking alarm clock, you set it so you get up.
21. If you were given the chance to take care of a monkey for a weekend, would you?
if I can eat it
22. What is the current advertisement on the side of the screen?
teeniepalace.com
23. What are you looking forward to in the next few months?
the coming of the dark lord, o'chul
24. When will you turn 50?
January 25th.
25. Where do you wish you were right now?
Gay Candyland.
26. What song are you currently listening to?
Ugh. Shut up and drive. It's not as good as Umbrella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella (die Joel).
27. Do you like milk?
Only Heidi's. WHOOPS.
28.Do you think you are something special?
The Incredibles taught me that if everybody is special, then nobody is.
29. What time did you wake up this morning?
10:30 in the AM
30. Do you have any cousins?
What the fuck? I'm not Adam or Eve.
31. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Jat
32. What is the WORST subject they teach in school?
Psycholo...d'oh. I mean art history. Why'd they have to 'mo up the fucking bad-ass war subject?!
33. Where do you plan on living when you grow up?
In the Cunt..ry music loving town of Your Nappy Headed Mother's Wet Cunt.
34. What was your dream this morning?
"I hope that's that melted brownie I stuck in my pants last night..."
35. How many times have you seen your favorite movie?
I lost count at 'who would actually count that?'.
36. Where was the last place you traveled?
The magickal land of sleeping in my car lol
37. What is your favorite song?
Groove is in the Heart -- that's my jam, ya'll!
38. Why are you doing this survey?
because it's a good throwback to the good old days when the internet was cool and we had onions tied to our belts.
39. What is the best ice cream flavor?
anything where they take ice cream and add candy to it. Pop rocks ice cream, bubble gum? YAS PLZ
40. Do you think you are attractive?
that dude at The Buckle thought my ass was
41. Is someone on your mind right now?
See also: "plotting death of"
42. Can you say the alphabet backwards?
I think I was asked to do this...and counted backwards from 20 instead. WHOOPS.
43. Do you worry about how you look?
Yes, my prescription changed quite drastically my last checkup
44. Would you ever change for a boy/girl?
Change is for those without a giant fucking jar to put it in.
45. Have you ever been on stage?
Yes. Shakespeare reanimated himself to burn that stage down.
46. Can you whistle?
Just put your lips together and blow. OTHER. LIPS.
47. Would you do anything for that special someone?
Will you raise me up?
Will you help me down?
Will you get me right out if this Godforsaken town?
Will you make it all a little less cold?
48. Do you know who Stewie Griffin is?
Yesh
49. Do you have any plans for today?
work at chen's, work at bay med, maybe get a little drinky-drinky, maybe see superbad...!
50. What color is your toothbrush?
Purple-nurple
51. What makes you laugh?
everything. At work (the English-speaking one) we have to document anyone laughing 'inappropriately', which really makes me laugh (inappropriately)because my whole life is laughing inappropriately. 'Cause it's all so fuckin' hysterical
52. Are you ticklish?
Yes, on my cock. AND THAT'S THE BALL GAME. TERMINATING.
(...that last one is a pun.)
I have no fucking clue and I am still pissed about it. But pleasantly so. It turned out quite..."what the hell????"
2. Exactly what are you wearing right now?
not anything
3. What is your current problem?
chafing
4. What makes you most happy?
the plaintive wails of ophans
5. What's the name of the song that you're listening to?
Rihanna - Shut Up and Drive
6. Do you like MTV?
I used to QQ about it not playing music videos or some shit, but now I don't care because MY SUPER SWEET SIXTEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7. Name something that annoys you about people?
When they call something that is obviously a very dark blue, black OR VICE VERSA. Also, don't order Moon Mist. WHO FUCKING CARRIES FAYGO IN A FOUNTAIN?! Assholes.
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Chapter 1:
MYSELF
1. Nickname(s)?
Coondog, Head-For-The-Gook, TouchDown
2. Eye color?
dk brown
3. Hair color?
I am going to get it anime blue, I swear to O'Chul.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Chapter 2:
FAMILY
1. Do you live with your parent(s)?
of course. I'm Gen Y, we're fucking self-important lazy bastards.
2. Do you get along with you parents?
yes
3. Do you have any Siblings?
Rachel aka Shhhrachelsleeping
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Chapter 3:
FAVORITE
1. Ice Cream:
AMERICONE DREAM
2. Season:
Season 4!
3. Book:
The Bible!
4. Band:
Aly & AJ!
5. Food:
Animals!
6. Drink(s) (non alcoholic):
Whiskey with ice!
7. Drink(s) (alcoholic):
Whiskey with no ice!
8. Sport:
Pony Play!
9. Pen color:
Seroquel!
10. Store:
The motherfucking BUCKLE, jeah
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Chapter 4:
DO YOU-
1.Write on your hand?
I smear it too much
2. Call people back?
if it is warranted
3.Believe in love?
yes, there is an abstract commonly known as 'love'
4. Sleep on a certain side of the bed?
whichever one has all the pussy?
5. Any mental/health issues?
I have oppositional defiant disorder. NO. IT'S NOT REAL. It's called, "LEARN HOW TO BE AN ACTIVE PARENT, FUCKBAG, NOT A RIDICULOUS HIPPY PARENT, FUCKBAG"
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Chapter 5:
Have You...
1.Been kissed?
The ladies I'm with normally don't do that. Sometimes, it's extra!
2.
What the fuck. Good no question, No Question.
3. Had physical therapy?
If you mean got my shoulder or leg fucked up by fucking, then yes.
4. Gotten surgery?
I had eye surgery when I was younger. MAKE YOUR JOKES NOW, ASSHOLES
5. Taken painkillers?
Oh yeah. Me rikey. Fentanyl lollipop, plz?
6. Been stung by a bee?
Yes, it wasn't as bad as attention-starved five year olds make it out to be.
7. Thrown up in the doctors office?
No, blood and death are my stock and trade
----------------------------------------------------------------
Chapter 6:
Who/what was the last:
1. Movie you saw in the movie theatres?
MF Hairspray! MISS BOSTON CROWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
2. Person to text you?
"Dr. J."
3. Thing you touched?
Mine
4. Thing you ate?
Mine? (What!?)
5. Thing you said?
"What!?"
6. person to see you naked?
Bun
7. Person you hugged?
Bun
8. Person you kissed?
Bun
9. Person you called?
Bun? (lol, no srsly, it was Jat)
10. Person to call you?
Heidi
11. Book you read?
Invisible Monsters
12. Place you worked?
Bay Regional Medical Center, Behavioral Health STOP ON BY!
13. Time you cleaned your room?
Fridayish
14. Last instrument you played?
too easy, NEXT.
1. If I looked in your trunk, what would I find?
A very uncomfortable place
2. Do you go to the bathroom with the door open or closed?
kitchens tend not to have doors? I don't understand the question.
3. Are your underwear and socks folded in your drawers or just thrown in?
my role models are Paris and Britney. (I don't understand the question.)
4. Sleep on your back or stomach?
Your stomach.
5. Are you a cuddler?
do bombs strapped to your chest and filled with nails kill 40 people in a crowded market?
6. What would I find if I looked under your bed?
boxspring
7. Something that happened today that has made you mad?
they still haven't rescued those miners! THEY ARE ALL STILL ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!
8. What were you doing before this survey?
Being upset about how they airbrush the fuck out of so much dirty porn. With my cock.
9. What will you do after this survey?
laundry
10. Marriage or living together?
as they are not mutually exclusive, light blue keychain
11. What are you wearing right now?
a stunning Versace off the shoulder
12. Have you ever been in love?
Yes. I am not certain why so many people wish to inflict that upon themselves.
13. Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?
When I feel hot things, I yelp. When I feel cold things, I yelp. When I feel sad things, I yelp.
14. Is there something you regret and wish you could take back?
Going back in time to assassinate JFK. Made the wrong call on that one, MY BAD.
15. First thing you do when you wake up?
Exit strategizing.
16. Last person you told you love them?
Bun
17. Last argument you got into?
Some crazie bullshit about gumbo and okra and roux
18. Do you tend to rip the paper off water bottles?
BUYING BOTTLED WATER IS SUPPORTING THE TERRORISTZ!
19. Why do you like the person you like?
because the fortune teller told me so
20. When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall back asleep?
That would be like buying a car to cure AIDS. It's a fucking alarm clock, you set it so you get up.
21. If you were given the chance to take care of a monkey for a weekend, would you?
if I can eat it
22. What is the current advertisement on the side of the screen?
teeniepalace.com
23. What are you looking forward to in the next few months?
the coming of the dark lord, o'chul
24. When will you turn 50?
January 25th.
25. Where do you wish you were right now?
Gay Candyland.
26. What song are you currently listening to?
Ugh. Shut up and drive. It's not as good as Umbrella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella (die Joel).
27. Do you like milk?
Only Heidi's. WHOOPS.
28.Do you think you are something special?
The Incredibles taught me that if everybody is special, then nobody is.
29. What time did you wake up this morning?
10:30 in the AM
30. Do you have any cousins?
What the fuck? I'm not Adam or Eve.
31. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Jat
32. What is the WORST subject they teach in school?
Psycholo...d'oh. I mean art history. Why'd they have to 'mo up the fucking bad-ass war subject?!
33. Where do you plan on living when you grow up?
In the Cunt..ry music loving town of Your Nappy Headed Mother's Wet Cunt.
34. What was your dream this morning?
"I hope that's that melted brownie I stuck in my pants last night..."
35. How many times have you seen your favorite movie?
I lost count at 'who would actually count that?'.
36. Where was the last place you traveled?
The magickal land of sleeping in my car lol
37. What is your favorite song?
Groove is in the Heart -- that's my jam, ya'll!
38. Why are you doing this survey?
because it's a good throwback to the good old days when the internet was cool and we had onions tied to our belts.
39. What is the best ice cream flavor?
anything where they take ice cream and add candy to it. Pop rocks ice cream, bubble gum? YAS PLZ
40. Do you think you are attractive?
that dude at The Buckle thought my ass was
41. Is someone on your mind right now?
See also: "plotting death of"
42. Can you say the alphabet backwards?
I think I was asked to do this...and counted backwards from 20 instead. WHOOPS.
43. Do you worry about how you look?
Yes, my prescription changed quite drastically my last checkup
44. Would you ever change for a boy/girl?
Change is for those without a giant fucking jar to put it in.
45. Have you ever been on stage?
Yes. Shakespeare reanimated himself to burn that stage down.
46. Can you whistle?
Just put your lips together and blow. OTHER. LIPS.
47. Would you do anything for that special someone?
Will you raise me up?
Will you help me down?
Will you get me right out if this Godforsaken town?
Will you make it all a little less cold?
48. Do you know who Stewie Griffin is?
Yesh
49. Do you have any plans for today?
work at chen's, work at bay med, maybe get a little drinky-drinky, maybe see superbad...!
50. What color is your toothbrush?
Purple-nurple
51. What makes you laugh?
everything. At work (the English-speaking one) we have to document anyone laughing 'inappropriately', which really makes me laugh (inappropriately)because my whole life is laughing inappropriately. 'Cause it's all so fuckin' hysterical
52. Are you ticklish?
Yes, on my cock. AND THAT'S THE BALL GAME. TERMINATING.
(...that last one is a pun.)