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this week was the soo GreaT!!! hmm... sooo lets say WenDeSdaY night *B n CheLs came over... but first WeD. day i went to my DaDs n HeaTheR n TroY brought over the babies!!! CheLs was there with me n we were playin with them... soo cute!! I had to get a 5 minute shower since KaY was commin to get us so i could get my shoppin fix! She had taken her sis to the pool before that so she didnt have any clothes with her haha so we had to let her wear one of my tshirts n tied it in the ghetto ass way lol it was great. We get to the mall n it starts pourin down rain!! So we counted to 3 n ran... only KenziE stayed in the car so we all had to go bac n got soaked!! We were all squishy thru the mall... went shoppin.. i had 153 dollars with me... came bac with 15. way to go Jordan.... huff. lol. Went n picked BriT up after gettin stuck at the stop light.. haha her car completely shut down n just started turnin.. it was freaky. Then she took us bac to my DaDs house. Thats when shit got Crazii!!!!! buttt... i really dont feel like typin EvErYthinG so... im copyin it outta *Bs journal n just change sum words.. lol
SoO... we definitley got our dance on to the choo choo train song!! RIDE THAT TRAIN!!!umm n we made up a dance routine to im too sexy song!!! push that (briTtanY JoNes i dont like the word u put in here!!! PUFFY!!!! damn it!) out girls!!..then john n andy came over n we sent tthem to the wrong house on purpose!! haha chels told them to go in but they didnt..they started comin toward us so me n brit tryed to get under the car! haha that didnt work out to well n i got injured from it. then we made a run for but they seen us s0o0 we played hide n go peek with john which wus fun!! Brit busted ass offa my bed tryin to hide from him!! haha well they left n we ate sum yummy ice cream n danced sum more..then we watched a lil tv n went to get slushies N guMMi WormS!! then came home n watched sum freak show! uhh gross!! then me n *B played hide n go peek with chels MERrR! n we played sum e.t! haha inside joke.. gotta do this one for *BriTtY!!
i went poddy..then had toe sex..then got the digits with bodily functions 8004!!!!(this was in my dreams)
hahaha.... shes nuts!! well then we watched this sex show its like strickly sex lol it taught us a few things..a baby got poked in the eye & got sperm n his eye n soon found out he was gay!!! ahh terrible thing had his own baby stupid!!! hahaha oh no wut is it it has hair?!?!? hahaha ALSo learned that a guys g spot isnt there or there but in between!!..well after that me n *B exchanged gummi worm vowels!! n the eye got MoisT!! wink wink!!lol well *BriT thought chels wus dyin so she pushed on her tummy n soon found out it was only gas!!!see wut the ***** ppl do to us!!!..sum guy didnt get his toilet sex this week ..n i bet u didnt kno u could get pregnant from the puddles outside a hot tub!! what now!!!n then *B smelled me very fresh like umm im not sure wut it was!! haha So we went to bed after a bit n then i woke up at 8 n once again had wayyy too much energy so i watched Peter Pan haha. *BriT ended up wakin up at 10 bc of ZacK... so we pounced on CheLs n got her up then danced more n had a spinnin contest... duh i won ofcourse lol. I had to be at work at 4 so we dropped them off n i went to work...
KaY was sposed to bring me home but i ended up goin with SteViE to walmart!! haha we were gettin n so much trouble! She had her 6 month old baby SkyLeR with her so i bought her this kick ass toy.. it was tigger n he did flips n stuff!! ahh it was awsome!! ahha so we went bac to her place n played with it... aw it was so cute SkyLeR was scared of it... then MoM called n said i needed to be home at 11... so we rush outta there n i run in the door at 10:59 lol. So i talked to *B a little on the texts n was sposed to call her but i fell asleep lol. Then i woke up to other text messages n called n left her a message. I was gunna go out... but decided not to for the sake of the family. My phone was bein so freakin gay!!! god i was heated... it went completely dead.. so i talked on the house phone bc mine went stupid. Actually talked bout alotta stuff again... n bout wat was botherin me with a close friend of mine... yea so then went to bed. Woke up the next mornin hopin to go get my phone.. but found out that we were leavin for baltimore in an hour! haha that was lovely. I called *BriT before i left n talked bout the night before n wat not.. then we left n i was stuck with the side of my family i could honestly do without.... u gotta kno the story bout all that junk. The only good thing bout it was that we stayed at a hotel that made their beds with 6 gigantic pillows!!! ahh i was in heaven!! lol We came bac today... i called my DaD n we went to the sprint store. I gotta get a whole new phone bc the pieces for the chargers completely broken... stupid shit i wanted to snap it in half so bad lol. So we called the insurance company for it n all that bc they have to order it so i wont get my phone bac till WeD. ughh... i live offa that thing but oh well.
Tonight im goin with *B to the mall.. n watever else we decide to do. Always have fun with the kid... cant wait!! CheLs might be commin but who knos... so yea... im outta here comment or sumthin :0)
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