*Bored shiteless

[blu_mndy]

Words not mentioned in commercials for Mayonaise:P...

1)Pelvic poridge

2)Protein shake

3)Baby batter

4)Spooge

5)Screaming yellow bomb bursts!

6)Choad

7)Crotch cassarole

8)Anal leakage

Or any mention of special promotions for,Rubbers,Johnny hats,Raincoats,Skins,Lubes,Lotions,Astroglide,KY,Wesson oil,Vibes,Plugs,Intruders,Beads,Whips,Flogs,Tickle-wheels,Nip or genital clamps,Ben-wa's,Inflatable dolls-sheep-midgets,Restraints,Shackles,Sybians,or a membership to Pee-Wees playhouse....

.....Steps off of soapbox........

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