TWEWY 1-Week Challenge: Day 2

Apr 27, 2012 02:57

Title-Spam
Author-Tysonkaiexperiment
Fandom-The World Ends With You
Challenge- The World Ends With You One Week Writing Challenge issued by thebluemarker on blu_apple.
Couplings/Characters-Josh, Neku, Shiki, Beat, Rhyme and Eri. Some mentions of JoshNeku and NekuShiki.
Warnings/Rating-T for language, poor Neku.
Summary-Neku has to deal with a lot when texting his friends.
Note-This was inspired by a suggestion by my wifey, x_number_six_x.


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Spam
This is done in a series of text messages.
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MALL
To: Neku
From: Shiki
Subject: Mall

Hey, we going to the mall later?

To: Shiki
From: Neku
Re: Mall

Yeah, I want to get a new charger for my mp3.

To: Neku
From: Shiki
Re: Mall

Yay! :D

HEY
To: Neku
From: Josh
Subject: Hey

Can I go with you guys? :3

To: Josh
From: Neku
Re: Hey

NO.

To: Neku
From: Josh
Re: Hey

):

DON'T
To: Shiki
From: Neku
Re: Don’t

Don’t let Josh come with us.

To: Neku
From: Shiki
Re: Don’t

He’s coming.

To: Shiki
From: Neku
Re: Don’t

WHAT?!

To: Neku
From: Shiki
Re: Don’t

I stole Shiki’s phone! XD ~Joshua

To: Shiki
From: Neku
Re: Don’t

Would you stop it! I’m trying to have friends!

To: Neku
From: Shiki
Re: Don’t

But I want to be friends… *tears* ~Joshua

To: Shiki
From: Neku
Re: Don’t

……… Give her back her phone.

To: Neku
From: Shiki
Re: Don’t

Never! ~Joshua

To: Shiki
From: Neku
Re: Don’t

(ノ °益°)ノ︵ (\ .o.)\

To: Neku
From: Shiki
Re: Don’t

t(-_-t) ~Joshua

OMG
To: Neku
From: Shiki
Re: OMG

Neku! I just saw my phone! I’m soooooo sorry! He must’ve gotten it while I was trying things on for Eri!

To: Shiki
From: Neku
Re: OMG

It’s fine, Shiki, I figured it wasn’t you. Oh, and no need to text, I’m in the dressing room next to you apparently.

To: Neku
From: Shiki
Re: OMG

Whoa, nice timing! Just as Eri and I got done! I bet you saw that cute shirt in the window? I told Eri you’d like it, she didn’t believe me. I KNEW IT! Didn’t I? DIDN’T I?

To: Shiki
From: Neku
Re: OMG

……. Yes.

To: Neku
From: Shiki
Re: OMG

\ ^_^ /

YO MAN
To: Neku
From: Beat
Subject: YO MAN

Rhyme be chillin' with Shiki, down for some curry ramen?

To: Beat
From: Neku
Re: YO MAN

Are you going to remind Makoto again and again how much I bought from him so he remembers how creepy he thinks I am?

To: Neku
From: Beat
Re: YO MAN

Don't he think yer flirtin' with him or some shit?

To: Beat
From: Neku
Re: YO MAN

Yes. Yes he does. Which is why I don't like going to his store when Ken's away from Ramen Don. I only wanted to buy some exclusive things from Shadow Ramen, Mick freaks out too much. I can't help being a collector.

To: Neku
From: Beat
Re: YO MAN

Why not just let Josh ravish you again? I'm sure Mick wouldn't mind seeing no man on man action.

To: Beat
From: Neku
Re: YO MAN

EMWAG;JGAG[WA'GAM.
THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER.
NO CURRY RAMEN.

To: Neku
From: Beat
Re: YO MAN

Awwww, dude, don't leave me hanging like this!

NOW
To: Rhyme
From: Neku
Subject: NOW

GET HIM AWAY. GET BEAT AS FAR AWAY FROM ME AS POSSIBLE. I NEED A BEAT-FREE WEEK.

To: Neku
From: Rhyme
Re: NOW

Awwww, he walk in on you and Josh again? Or Shiki? He never told me who.

To: Rhyme
From: Neku
Re: NOW

…....... Just both of you stay away from me. I need my sanity.

HIYA!
To: Neku
From: Eri
Subject: Hiya!

Nekuuuuuuuuuu-channnnnnnnn, I need you to help me model again!

To: Eri
From: Neku
Re: Hiya!

No. Not doing it. You promised the other time was the last one.

To: Neku
From: Eri
Re: Hiya!

But Josh and Shiki want new pictures! D':

To: Eri
From: Neku
Re: Hiya!

…....... I hate you.

To: Neku
From: Eri
Re: Hiya!

=^_^=

WEEK
To: Josh, Shiki, Beat, Rhyme, Eri
From: Neku
Subject: WEEK

STAY AWAY FROM ME. I NEED A WEEK WITHOUT YOU PEOPLE. FUCKING HELL.

To: Neku
From: Josh
Re: WEEK

>:3 I'll never be far from you Nekky.

To: Neku
From: Shiki
Re: WEEK

????? But we were going to see 777 tomorrow!

To: Neku
From: Beat
Re: WEEK

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

To: Neku
From: Rhyme
Re: WEEK

Heh.

To: Neku
From: Eri
Re: WEEK

:3 I regret nothing.

To: Josh, Shiki, Beat, Rhyme, Eri
From: Neku
Subject: WEEK

AUGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

1 week challenge, the world ends with you

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