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this is a badass survey...thanks, caitlin. <3
1. Do you like your name? i guess.
2. Is doing illegal shit commonplace to you? haha, i guess you could say that.
3. Have you ever been a prefect? the fuck?
4. Are chores for bores? why not?
5. Can you hold your own in a fight? fucking right, i can.
6. Is Tarantino a cinematic genius or a crude, derivative schlockmeister? that's a very elaborate
question, but i'm gonna go with schlockmiester, because it sounds better.
7. Did your parents never allow friends round after school? Why would I be home?
8. Do you consider yourself the epitome of cool? Of course, who doesn't consider me the epitome of cool?
9. Should breaking wind in public be a criminal offence? Uh...no.
10. Do you always wash your cup after using it? What? No.
11. Does the fact that the world will be engulfed by the Sun in around 4 billion years bother you? I guess it doesn't bother me per se, mostly because I'd be dead.
12. Do you belong to Mensa? No.
13. Am I the only one who screws up burning CDs? No, I do it all the time.
14. If you had to, would you fuck Elvis? If I had to? Well then, that just answers the question, doesn't it?
15. Do you find completing surveys fulfilling? i guess.
16. Can you iron worth a rat's ass? I don't think so.
17. Are people forbidden to wear shoes in your home? No, that's confusing and weird. But I hate shoes anyway, so whatev. Fuck socks. They suck. You don't need 'em.
18. Do you know how many CDs are in your collection? A.....lot.
19. Is your music collection alphabetised? Haha, kindof, I tried to alphebetize it a while ago but it got all fucked up.
20. Do you know your RAM from your ROM? They're both computer-related, I think.
21. Can you change a plug without the result blacking out half the neighbourhood? I doubt it.
22. Do you vacuum every day? What? This shit requires effort.
23. Do you have a `must watch? TV program that you'd kill for rather than miss? Probably the O.C.
24. Have you ever installed Windows without having a mental breakdown? Yeah?
25. Do you own more than ten books? I do, actually.
26. Can you cook without the risk of making people barf? I can do that too.
27. You turn up to a party and someone?s wearing the same outfit as you: do you die, kill them or leave? It's ok, it looks better on me anyway.
28. Have you ever puked in someone else's home? Definitley.
29. Do you know the formula for solving a quadratic equation? negative b plus or minus square root of b squared minus four a c all over two a.
30. Have you seen Jerry Springer ? The Musical? nope.
31. Does the Euclidean algorithm for computing the greatest common divisor of two integers mean anything to you? Should it?
32. Have you been fired from a job for persistent tardy, or non, attendance? I've never gotten fired for that...
33. Did you ever win a prize at school? A DARE award!
34. Do you carry spare nylons with you in case you or a friend get a run? WHAT??!!
35. If the severed heads of everyone who uses Linux were lined up end to end would you even care? Doubtful.
36. Can you spell defenestration? Now I can.
37. Do you know what it means? No.
38. Is Bono God? Damn straight. Have you seen his hair?
39. Have you ever displayed your genitals in public? No?
40. Do you pretend to become slightly orgasmic at the thought of vampire lust? WHAT THE FUCK
41. Can you tell me which song thats from? No.
42. Have you read The Lord Of The Rings? No, that shit sucks.
43. Do you quote verses from The Bible as passers-by in the street? Hell no.
44. Can you juggle? No.
45. Do you think bouncy castles are fun? i love 'em.
46. Are the majority of your clothes designer dry clean only? Hell no.
47. Have you ever glued your fingers together on purpose? All the time.
48. Do you like mueseli? Isn't that like organic cereal? In that case, no.
49. Is batique cool? WHAT.
50. Do you smoke French cigarettes? No, I smoke Marlboros, or actually I smoke no cigarettes, because I quit four days ago. Now I smoke weed. A lot of weed. Yep.
51. Do you visit the hairdresser more than once a month? I don't think I've visited the hairdresser in six years.
52. Is your feng shui good? It sucks, but my karma's rad.
53. Have you ever been threatened with being committed to an asylum? not yet.
54. Where do you feel more at home: the burbs or the ghetto? Oooh man. Well the ghetto has the homeless people, and me and Angie love 'em. But the burbs have been my home forever, and I know my way around pretty damn well. I like the ghetto more, it's no interesting, but my home is unfourtunatley in the burbs.
55. Ever made excuses to skip gym class? No excuses, i'd just skip it.
56. Did you instead have to sit it out, watch the others in your stockinged feet and be made to feel like a dweeb? What? No, like I said, I'd just skip it.
57. Have you ever denied a MySpace friend request on a random whim of spite? Hahah yeah.
58. Was Jello Biafra right on in his mayoral campaign with his policy of business people having to dress like clowns during working hours? The lead singer of DK ran for mayor? Somehow I find this hard to believe.
59. Is Michael Moore the voice of a nation or a fat slob? Niether...except he is a fat slob.
60. Do you summer in The Hamptons? Do I summer? Is summer a verb?
61. Have you got sexually aroused while reading American Psycho? Not recently.
62. Do you wish you were Marilyn Manson? Only for the kinky bondage outfits. But the white contacts are scary.
63. Can you quote Pi to more than three decimal places? I can go to 3.1415926535 and I think that's creepy enough.
64. Do you like pie? Damn straight.
65. What's the worst insult you can think of? I like cunt, simply for effect.
66. Did you have a lazy eye as a child and have to wear a patch occasionally? Nope.
67. Do you have imaginary friends? Yes, her name was chetchup and she was real.
68. Do you prefer them to your `real? ones? No.
69. Are spiders webs indoors: trendy pseudo goth chic, a disgrace, or a neat way of keeping the flies down? What?
70. Have you have ECT? I reiterate...what?
71. Do you believe awesomest is a proper word? Sure.
72. Have you ever frequently wished you were dead? Not really.
73. How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man? The imaginary number i.
74. Do you think digital watches are a pretty neat idea? Yes, convenient and they light up nicely.
75. Have you ever spelled out words on your calculator? My favorite was "boobless"
76. Are Beavis and Butt-head your role models? No, hell no.
77. Does the 30th anniversary edition of Night Of The Living Dead blow chunks? What?
78. Do you like your (wo)men like you do your coffee? Ground up and in the freezer.
79. Have you ever discussed Chekov at a dinner party? Can't say that I have.
80. Did you think I meant the dude from Star Trek? I don't watch star trek.
81. Have you ever held your breath until you turned blue? I wish!
82. Would you insist on a change of sheets if someone else had slept in your bed? No
83. Do you make your bed with hospital corners? No, that's weird.
84. Should Eric Clapton die NOW? What did he do to you?
85. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep at night over unfulfilled dreams? No.
86. Is an `ohm? to you something that meditating dudes chant? yes
87. Do you suffer from an OCD? Not really.
88. Do you wish you had a complete set of Star Wars action figures? Not exactly.
89. Does ?what?s the worst that can happen?? sound like a portent, or a challenge to you? A CHALLENGE BITCH
90. Can you lick your own eyebrows? Neg.
91. Have you ever been mistaken for someone famous? Not really, although a drunk Scotsman said I looked like Madonna
92. Do you know the difference between being `anally retentive? and `constipated?? Indeed.
93. Have you ever walked doggy doo into someone?s home? Not that I'm aware of.
94. Was it on purpose? No.
95. Does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight? Yes?
96. Have you ever fantasised about being eaten by an octopus? Cant say that I have
97. Are either of your parents in prison for a felony? Neg.
98. Do you own a Persian rug? No
99. Who does the Moon belong to? The man.
100. Did you feel a particular question was directed at you personally? Um, I'm so confused.
THINGS ARE FUCKING BADASS
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-heather
1. Do you like your name? i guess.
2. Is doing illegal shit commonplace to you? haha, i guess you could say that.
3. Have you ever been a prefect? the fuck?
4. Are chores for bores? why not?
5. Can you hold your own in a fight? fucking right, i can.
6. Is Tarantino a cinematic genius or a crude, derivative schlockmeister? that's a very elaborate
question, but i'm gonna go with schlockmiester, because it sounds better.
7. Did your parents never allow friends round after school? Why would I be home?
8. Do you consider yourself the epitome of cool? Of course, who doesn't consider me the epitome of cool?
9. Should breaking wind in public be a criminal offence? Uh...no.
10. Do you always wash your cup after using it? What? No.
11. Does the fact that the world will be engulfed by the Sun in around 4 billion years bother you? I guess it doesn't bother me per se, mostly because I'd be dead.
12. Do you belong to Mensa? No.
13. Am I the only one who screws up burning CDs? No, I do it all the time.
14. If you had to, would you fuck Elvis? If I had to? Well then, that just answers the question, doesn't it?
15. Do you find completing surveys fulfilling? i guess.
16. Can you iron worth a rat's ass? I don't think so.
17. Are people forbidden to wear shoes in your home? No, that's confusing and weird. But I hate shoes anyway, so whatev. Fuck socks. They suck. You don't need 'em.
18. Do you know how many CDs are in your collection? A.....lot.
19. Is your music collection alphabetised? Haha, kindof, I tried to alphebetize it a while ago but it got all fucked up.
20. Do you know your RAM from your ROM? They're both computer-related, I think.
21. Can you change a plug without the result blacking out half the neighbourhood? I doubt it.
22. Do you vacuum every day? What? This shit requires effort.
23. Do you have a `must watch? TV program that you'd kill for rather than miss? Probably the O.C.
24. Have you ever installed Windows without having a mental breakdown? Yeah?
25. Do you own more than ten books? I do, actually.
26. Can you cook without the risk of making people barf? I can do that too.
27. You turn up to a party and someone?s wearing the same outfit as you: do you die, kill them or leave? It's ok, it looks better on me anyway.
28. Have you ever puked in someone else's home? Definitley.
29. Do you know the formula for solving a quadratic equation? negative b plus or minus square root of b squared minus four a c all over two a.
30. Have you seen Jerry Springer ? The Musical? nope.
31. Does the Euclidean algorithm for computing the greatest common divisor of two integers mean anything to you? Should it?
32. Have you been fired from a job for persistent tardy, or non, attendance? I've never gotten fired for that...
33. Did you ever win a prize at school? A DARE award!
34. Do you carry spare nylons with you in case you or a friend get a run? WHAT??!!
35. If the severed heads of everyone who uses Linux were lined up end to end would you even care? Doubtful.
36. Can you spell defenestration? Now I can.
37. Do you know what it means? No.
38. Is Bono God? Damn straight. Have you seen his hair?
39. Have you ever displayed your genitals in public? No?
40. Do you pretend to become slightly orgasmic at the thought of vampire lust? WHAT THE FUCK
41. Can you tell me which song thats from? No.
42. Have you read The Lord Of The Rings? No, that shit sucks.
43. Do you quote verses from The Bible as passers-by in the street? Hell no.
44. Can you juggle? No.
45. Do you think bouncy castles are fun? i love 'em.
46. Are the majority of your clothes designer dry clean only? Hell no.
47. Have you ever glued your fingers together on purpose? All the time.
48. Do you like mueseli? Isn't that like organic cereal? In that case, no.
49. Is batique cool? WHAT.
50. Do you smoke French cigarettes? No, I smoke Marlboros, or actually I smoke no cigarettes, because I quit four days ago. Now I smoke weed. A lot of weed. Yep.
51. Do you visit the hairdresser more than once a month? I don't think I've visited the hairdresser in six years.
52. Is your feng shui good? It sucks, but my karma's rad.
53. Have you ever been threatened with being committed to an asylum? not yet.
54. Where do you feel more at home: the burbs or the ghetto? Oooh man. Well the ghetto has the homeless people, and me and Angie love 'em. But the burbs have been my home forever, and I know my way around pretty damn well. I like the ghetto more, it's no interesting, but my home is unfourtunatley in the burbs.
55. Ever made excuses to skip gym class? No excuses, i'd just skip it.
56. Did you instead have to sit it out, watch the others in your stockinged feet and be made to feel like a dweeb? What? No, like I said, I'd just skip it.
57. Have you ever denied a MySpace friend request on a random whim of spite? Hahah yeah.
58. Was Jello Biafra right on in his mayoral campaign with his policy of business people having to dress like clowns during working hours? The lead singer of DK ran for mayor? Somehow I find this hard to believe.
59. Is Michael Moore the voice of a nation or a fat slob? Niether...except he is a fat slob.
60. Do you summer in The Hamptons? Do I summer? Is summer a verb?
61. Have you got sexually aroused while reading American Psycho? Not recently.
62. Do you wish you were Marilyn Manson? Only for the kinky bondage outfits. But the white contacts are scary.
63. Can you quote Pi to more than three decimal places? I can go to 3.1415926535 and I think that's creepy enough.
64. Do you like pie? Damn straight.
65. What's the worst insult you can think of? I like cunt, simply for effect.
66. Did you have a lazy eye as a child and have to wear a patch occasionally? Nope.
67. Do you have imaginary friends? Yes, her name was chetchup and she was real.
68. Do you prefer them to your `real? ones? No.
69. Are spiders webs indoors: trendy pseudo goth chic, a disgrace, or a neat way of keeping the flies down? What?
70. Have you have ECT? I reiterate...what?
71. Do you believe awesomest is a proper word? Sure.
72. Have you ever frequently wished you were dead? Not really.
73. How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man? The imaginary number i.
74. Do you think digital watches are a pretty neat idea? Yes, convenient and they light up nicely.
75. Have you ever spelled out words on your calculator? My favorite was "boobless"
76. Are Beavis and Butt-head your role models? No, hell no.
77. Does the 30th anniversary edition of Night Of The Living Dead blow chunks? What?
78. Do you like your (wo)men like you do your coffee? Ground up and in the freezer.
79. Have you ever discussed Chekov at a dinner party? Can't say that I have.
80. Did you think I meant the dude from Star Trek? I don't watch star trek.
81. Have you ever held your breath until you turned blue? I wish!
82. Would you insist on a change of sheets if someone else had slept in your bed? No
83. Do you make your bed with hospital corners? No, that's weird.
84. Should Eric Clapton die NOW? What did he do to you?
85. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep at night over unfulfilled dreams? No.
86. Is an `ohm? to you something that meditating dudes chant? yes
87. Do you suffer from an OCD? Not really.
88. Do you wish you had a complete set of Star Wars action figures? Not exactly.
89. Does ?what?s the worst that can happen?? sound like a portent, or a challenge to you? A CHALLENGE BITCH
90. Can you lick your own eyebrows? Neg.
91. Have you ever been mistaken for someone famous? Not really, although a drunk Scotsman said I looked like Madonna
92. Do you know the difference between being `anally retentive? and `constipated?? Indeed.
93. Have you ever walked doggy doo into someone?s home? Not that I'm aware of.
94. Was it on purpose? No.
95. Does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight? Yes?
96. Have you ever fantasised about being eaten by an octopus? Cant say that I have
97. Are either of your parents in prison for a felony? Neg.
98. Do you own a Persian rug? No
99. Who does the Moon belong to? The man.
100. Did you feel a particular question was directed at you personally? Um, I'm so confused.
THINGS ARE FUCKING BADASS
www.myspace.com/thebushadministration
-heather