I love my vagina.
So I did the above, right? But I wrote "Emily J." as the name at first and what I cry out during sex was "Do I smell tuna?!" What the fuck is with people making comments like that? In an attempt to be funny no less? The people who say stuff like that have never been close to, and perhaps have never seen a vagina. God damn. Why don't I create and perpetuate a stereotype about penises? All penises emit a sound that only dogs and really good dressers can hear. They also smell like old ranch dressing and failure.
Keep your ignorance away from my genitals, world!