[exo] stag hag
suho/tao feat. chanyeol | nc-17 | 4,100 words | warnings (highlight to read): Swearing, gratuitous drug use, drug/alcoholic impairment but no dubious consent, infidelity, barebacking, verbal humiliation, creampies, eiffel towering/spitroasting, light breathplay, extremely light incest kink
( In which Junmyeon throws his bachelor party /after/ his wedding and Suho is there to celebrate. )
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YOU
VERY
MUCH
FJADKFKAFAKFKADAKF
IKR there is only freakydeaky suho in this world tbh
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I loved the cuckolding
"The relief alone is enough to send him to half-chub,"
"Chanyeol slurps loudly, mostly for show. “Nah. Not gay,” and cocks his head so Suho’s dick pokes an outline through his cheek"
Best lines
Chan snorting coke off baek's dick, everything love >}
Petition for a theta roommate side story.
How exactly did chanyeol snort coke off Baek's dick, hmmmm?
Did baek rub it into his gum? Did he cum to ~seal~ it in?
DID CHAN RETURN THE FAVOR
TELL ME MORE DAMNIT
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALSO, no homo but homo cockslut!chanyeol is the only chanyeol.
But anyway, ilu. This is gr8, filthy indulgence.
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thank u huhu possible theta house fly on the wall fic which will b HARD 4 ME CUZ ??? bkyl??????????????? but if i believe.......
and yu know how i feel abt nohomobuthomo fic i just needed it again sobs
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ok jk i've read ur fic i understand why suho, oh my god nikki i'm fucking DEAD LMFAO THIS FIC WHERE THE FUCK IS MY K-TOWN AU????????????? I'LL??????? KILL YOU????????????????? ????? this was fucking hilarious STARTING WITH SUHO'S LOVELY WIFE s c re E AM “Pontius Pilate and Jesus,”, ELECTRIC DANCE CARNIVAL FUCK nikki nobody harder than u, the part with smart businesses drug abuse/success damn banker life, and LITERALLY SCREAMING @ HELLA YEARS AT DELOITTE WITH A DOG WHO LOVES HIM A WHOLE LOT AND A LOTTA WHITE NEIGHBOURS, this perfect frat boy asian-americana Junmyeon sobs. I ACTUALLY SPIT ON MY SCREEN AT "Let me show you a thing." AND THEN THAT PART YOU KNOW WHICH PART WT ACTUAL F NIKKI I'M GONNA die ( ... )
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cries vee thank u for this severely flattering comment im like floored am i trippin??? tank u so much ;~~; and i rly wrote this chanyeol w/ u in mind ur like one of the the only chanstans i know so my perception of him is based off of ur tweets ;u; im hepi i could do him justice!! even though i made him into a nasty (and obnoxious) mfer sobs
and u just want ktown fic cuz it's chanyeol-centric omg i see you girl
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"He’s seriously not about to let some stripper shit all over his skills, especially not in front of his big bro. Gotta keep the line strong, Chaebol Prince line represent."
"...Tao has to give Chanyeol some Xanga E-props."
my most favorite lines. A+++ for the line mention because I'm also in the greek system and some of the names they have for their lines is lol-worthy but this is gold, especially considering the beatles code preview. $UHOOOO. Xanga E-props = I cry. I still have my xanga LOL. ahh, the good ol' days of old school blogging.
“you can’t double dick a dude who literally can’t take it, even if he wants to.”
I snorted out loud irl. A++++ comment from author. although i would like to see how a sequel would pan out, nbd.
i've always been interested in the chanyeol/tao dynamic (there's only a handful of fics about 'em sobs), so it was a great surprise to find my bias in this ot3. bless you author :')
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thank u for reading omg im always shocked when affiliated ppl see these fics because greek life + kpop is just so rare??
AND LIKE ARENT SOME OF THOSE NAMES OOC LIKE WHY WOULD U NAME UR FAM "SCHLONG FAM" WTF IS WRONG W/ U?????? frikkin frats sometimes im like smh. and did you know xanga is going under soon? :CCC better archive what u can i guess
and suho is your bias? grats he is a Nasty Freekaleek with the face of an angel it's rly disturbing. or is chanyeol your fave? either way they are both freaks they are all freaks thank u for reading again!
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OMG "SCHLONG FAM" WTF WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU NAME YOUR FAM THAT GOODNESS GRACIOUS.
I SAW! I'm sad; it holds a lot of memories for me <333
HAHA yup my freak with the face of angel. <3 they're all freak in the sheets lbr.
no no THANK YOU for sharing <3 !! c:
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NIKKI
N I K KIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
idek what to say. WTF!!!!! LOL UM
THANK YOU
UM!!!! LOL
LOL CHANYEOL L O
L
I DIED A GAZILLION MILLION TIMES LOL CHANYEOL
SOBBING THE SUTAO T_____T T______T T_____T SO PERFECT UM TAO WHAT WOULD I SAY INDEED IF I KNEW "Where is the fucking DVD!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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i can't believe we have a U￣ｰ￣U (dog)
oh no in my excitement i forgot to use suhocons for these comments :((((
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no problem srsly im showing my appreciation cuz
fighting fish made me feel like i wasn't alone in da taoris world cries very seriously
also when i asked u abt ur kinks i didn't intend for it to get this ooc my bad i hope ur not judge me
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