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everybody knows shit happens...
Taoism- “if you understand shit, it isn’t shit”
Hinduism- “this shit happened before”
Confucianism- “Confucious says ‘shit happens’”
Buddhism- “shit will happen to you again”
Zen- “what is the sound of shit happening?”
Islam- “if shit happens it is the will of Allah”
Sikhism- “leave our shit alone”
Jehova’s witness- “knock knock. Shit happens.”
Atheism- “I don’t believe this shit”
Agnosticism- “can you prove that shit happens?”
Catholicism- “if shit happens, you deserve it”
Protestantism- “shit happens, amen to that”
Judaism-“why does shit always happen to us?”
Orthodox Judaism- “so shit happens, already”
Televangelism- “send money or shit will happen to you”
Rastafarianism-“let’s smoke this shit”
Hare Krishna-“shit happens rama rama”
Nation of islam- “don’t take no shit”
New age- “visualize shit happening
Shintoism-“you inherit the shit of your ancestors”
Hedonism-“I love it when shit happens”
Satism-“sneppah this”
Capitalism-“this is MY shit”
Feminism- “men are shit”
Existentialism-“what is shit, anyway?”
Scientology-“if shit happens, see Dianetics p. 137
Mormonism-“excrement happens”(don’t say shit)
Baptism- “we’ll wash the shit right out of you”
Mysticism-“this is really weird shit”
Voodoo-“shit doesn’t just happen-we made it happen”
Disneyism-“bad shit doesn’t happen here”
Wicca- “you can make shit happen but shit will happen to you three times”
Communism-“lets share the shit”
Marxism- “you have nothing to lose but your shit”
Conspiracy theorism-“THEY shit on us!”
Psycho-analysis-“tell me about your shit”
Darwinism- “survival of the shittiest”
Amish- “modern shit is useless”
Suicidal-“I’ve had enough of this shit”
Optimism-“shit won’t happen to me”
Trekism- “to boldly shit where no one has shit before”
Shakespearean- “to shit or not to shit, that is the question”
Descartes-“I shit therefore I am”
Freud-“shit is a phallic symbol”
Lawyers-“for enough money, I can get you out of shit”
Acupuncturist-“hold still or this will hurt like shit”
Dog-“ I just shit in your shoe”
Cat- “dogs are shit”
Mouse-“oh shit! A cat!”
Politically correct- “ internally processed, nutritionally-drained biological output happens”
Einstein-“shit is relative”
Family gathering-“relatives are shit”
Materialism-whoever dies with the most shit, wins”
Vegetarianism- “if it happens to shit, don’t eat it”
Fatalism-“oh shit, it’s going to happen”
Environmentalism- “shit is biodegradable”
Americanism-“who gives a shit?”
Statistician-“shit is 84.7% likely to happen”
Hip-hop-“motherfuck this shiznit, beeatch!”
Tantrism-“fuck this shit”
Cynicism- “we are all full of shit”
Surrealism-“fish happens”
<33 Cassandra
everybody knows shit happens...
Taoism- “if you understand shit, it isn’t shit”
Hinduism- “this shit happened before”
Confucianism- “Confucious says ‘shit happens’”
Buddhism- “shit will happen to you again”
Zen- “what is the sound of shit happening?”
Islam- “if shit happens it is the will of Allah”
Sikhism- “leave our shit alone”
Jehova’s witness- “knock knock. Shit happens.”
Atheism- “I don’t believe this shit”
Agnosticism- “can you prove that shit happens?”
Catholicism- “if shit happens, you deserve it”
Protestantism- “shit happens, amen to that”
Judaism-“why does shit always happen to us?”
Orthodox Judaism- “so shit happens, already”
Televangelism- “send money or shit will happen to you”
Rastafarianism-“let’s smoke this shit”
Hare Krishna-“shit happens rama rama”
Nation of islam- “don’t take no shit”
New age- “visualize shit happening
Shintoism-“you inherit the shit of your ancestors”
Hedonism-“I love it when shit happens”
Satism-“sneppah this”
Capitalism-“this is MY shit”
Feminism- “men are shit”
Existentialism-“what is shit, anyway?”
Scientology-“if shit happens, see Dianetics p. 137
Mormonism-“excrement happens”(don’t say shit)
Baptism- “we’ll wash the shit right out of you”
Mysticism-“this is really weird shit”
Voodoo-“shit doesn’t just happen-we made it happen”
Disneyism-“bad shit doesn’t happen here”
Wicca- “you can make shit happen but shit will happen to you three times”
Communism-“lets share the shit”
Marxism- “you have nothing to lose but your shit”
Conspiracy theorism-“THEY shit on us!”
Psycho-analysis-“tell me about your shit”
Darwinism- “survival of the shittiest”
Amish- “modern shit is useless”
Suicidal-“I’ve had enough of this shit”
Optimism-“shit won’t happen to me”
Trekism- “to boldly shit where no one has shit before”
Shakespearean- “to shit or not to shit, that is the question”
Descartes-“I shit therefore I am”
Freud-“shit is a phallic symbol”
Lawyers-“for enough money, I can get you out of shit”
Acupuncturist-“hold still or this will hurt like shit”
Dog-“ I just shit in your shoe”
Cat- “dogs are shit”
Mouse-“oh shit! A cat!”
Politically correct- “ internally processed, nutritionally-drained biological output happens”
Einstein-“shit is relative”
Family gathering-“relatives are shit”
Materialism-whoever dies with the most shit, wins”
Vegetarianism- “if it happens to shit, don’t eat it”
Fatalism-“oh shit, it’s going to happen”
Environmentalism- “shit is biodegradable”
Americanism-“who gives a shit?”
Statistician-“shit is 84.7% likely to happen”
Hip-hop-“motherfuck this shiznit, beeatch!”
Tantrism-“fuck this shit”
Cynicism- “we are all full of shit”
Surrealism-“fish happens”
<33 Cassandra