Good Morning....
.....My sausage Egg McMuffins. How are we this early Sunday morning? Hopes you all had dazzling RPattz dreams last night. If not...well thats to bad....
Hopes to be making all you twaters proud with this story. I was in a Home Goods store walking around with my parents and little sister, when what do I see on 4 different isles, but statues of a pair of hands holding a candle just like this one....
I turn to my sister and go "Oh, those look like those stupid hands from the Twilight book cover" She goes "Ya, so what...ur lame." I give her a dirty look and walk away. (Shes not a twater) So I go wandering alone what do I find at the back of the store 10 minutes later, but a box of plastic red apples. I looked both ways, saw no one was coming and I ripped it open, grabbed the apples and preceeded to replace all the candles sitting in the hands with the apples. LOL. I got so sweaty, I kept thinking they could see me in the cameras in the ceiling and shit. But Im totally chagrinned because I can't send the pics of proof to my email address, and now my little sisters calling me stupid because I went through all that and have no pictures. She just doesn't understand.....
*shakes head in disgust*