Just an update.
I'm really into this one girl I've been talking to. We have a date Saturday but this site is a gold mine for pussy. I got 13 phone numbers within 3 days and they all were texting me non stop. I've had to turn away half of them just because I don't have the time to try and balance that many girls. I was promised a blowjob on our first date by one girl. Desperate doesn't even describe most the girls on this site. I hope things go well with the one girl I'm really actually interested in but I've just been having fun and will keep having fun with a new girl every night as long I as I can.
Oh and this is the bullshit I sent out to about 20 girls... Heard back from 75% of them and they all considered me a breath of fresh air compared to all the other douchebags on the site all just asking for sex up front with their initial message.
Is it possible we skip ahead from the part where I'm just another annoying guy on an internet dating site trying to grab your attention with cheesy lines to the part where you find me charming, endearing, and irresistibly funny?
If not then how about, Hi I'm Mike.
I watched the movie Barneys Version a couple weeks ago and took the speech Paul Giamannti did in the movies trailer and tweaked it a bit.
But seriously I've got a real good feeling about the one I really like. I've never talked to someone I had so much in common with.
Oh and this is the bullshit I sent out to about 20 girls... Heard back from 75% of them and they all considered me a breath of fresh air compared to all the other douchebags on the site all just asking for sex up front with their initial message.
Is it possible we skip ahead from the part where I'm just another annoying guy on an internet dating site trying to grab your attention with cheesy lines to the part where you find me charming, endearing, and irresistibly funny?
If not then how about, Hi I'm Mike.
I watched the movie Barneys Version a couple weeks ago and took the speech Paul Giamannti did in the movies trailer and tweaked it a bit.
But seriously I've got a real good feeling about the one I really like. I've never talked to someone I had so much in common with.