My Funny Valentine
PFFFFFFT! Who NEEDS this STUPID Hallmark holiday anyways?! Not me, thats for sure.
(this is true wheather you are single or not because its really just one more reason to get dressed up and spend WAY to much money on an over rated-over cooked poor excuse for a meal anyways![and yes that IS one sentance])
That being said, Im thinking of CHANGING the meaning of Valentines day. People might like it and catch on! After all, who wants to book a table at a crowded restaurant 5 weeks in advance anyways?
nope Id much rather stay in. While the foolish lovers of the world frolic in their desprate yearly mating rituals, trying to find that desire spark. Cupids arrow.
Well I tell you, if a flying baby comes around me this Valentines day, it might find its precious little mouth filled with the barrel of a .50 Cal. No aiming involved there, Cupid.
In the words of Top Dollar "Caw Caw!, BANG! FUCK IM DEAD!"
Hah
~Bloss~
(this is true wheather you are single or not because its really just one more reason to get dressed up and spend WAY to much money on an over rated-over cooked poor excuse for a meal anyways![and yes that IS one sentance])
That being said, Im thinking of CHANGING the meaning of Valentines day. People might like it and catch on! After all, who wants to book a table at a crowded restaurant 5 weeks in advance anyways?
nope Id much rather stay in. While the foolish lovers of the world frolic in their desprate yearly mating rituals, trying to find that desire spark. Cupids arrow.
Well I tell you, if a flying baby comes around me this Valentines day, it might find its precious little mouth filled with the barrel of a .50 Cal. No aiming involved there, Cupid.
In the words of Top Dollar "Caw Caw!, BANG! FUCK IM DEAD!"
Hah
~Bloss~