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so i burned myself agian. i swear it's like a theme with me. i've had millions of 1 and 2 degree burns. i can't even count all those. but i've had my share of those oh, so memorable 3rd degree burns as well. like when we were rafting and i was 8 and i was sitting around the campfire and a flaming coal popped out of the fire and went down my shirt. ah, good times. good times.
or there was the time when i was 13 and took a flaming marshmellow out of the fire and lifted it above my head to blow it out and it fell right on my chin. blisters ALL over my face from that one.
and then, more recently...in fact just a few months ago i was dissapointed because i had just gotten my braces tightened and my teeth were too sore to eat this starburst that was all stale and hard. so i microwaved it for 5 seconds. i am some kind of idiot. it held it's shape and wasn't STEAMING or anything but just to be sure i poked it gently. to my dismay it suctioned onto my finger like napalm.
anyway i burned my self today when i was reaching up to get something out of the cupboard and the bare flesh of my hip touched the penini maker and now it sucks. it hurts. anyway, i don't know WHY that is in any way important. so nevermind. really.
or there was the time when i was 13 and took a flaming marshmellow out of the fire and lifted it above my head to blow it out and it fell right on my chin. blisters ALL over my face from that one.
and then, more recently...in fact just a few months ago i was dissapointed because i had just gotten my braces tightened and my teeth were too sore to eat this starburst that was all stale and hard. so i microwaved it for 5 seconds. i am some kind of idiot. it held it's shape and wasn't STEAMING or anything but just to be sure i poked it gently. to my dismay it suctioned onto my finger like napalm.
anyway i burned my self today when i was reaching up to get something out of the cupboard and the bare flesh of my hip touched the penini maker and now it sucks. it hurts. anyway, i don't know WHY that is in any way important. so nevermind. really.