003 μ ACCIDENTAL VIDEO

[bloomtrigger]

[Those within the vicinity of the Enveria apartment's second floor may have caught a whiff of something... toxic. And vile. This video will probably explain why.

The camera is pointed towards a kitchen stove heating a pot of... something... with Noel looking over it with great concentration. She's wearing her combat uniform as always, sans her

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[bigassmachete]

[Rena doesn't want to be mean but she really does have to ask--]

Um...what exactly is that supposed to be, supposed to be?

[bloomtrigger]

...

[Dejected Noel is DEJECTED.]

... C-Crab bisque...

[bigassmachete]

O-oh. [Rena knows what crab bisque is supposed to look like and that definitely isn't it. But of course, she's too nice to say anything]

I-it looks good! Really!

[bloomtrigger]

[Noel blinks.]

R-Really? It looks nothing like the picture though...

[lily_fatality]

Do you know what you're doing?

[bloomtrigger]

Wh---! I... um...

[... No. :'D She won't say it out loud though.]

W-W-Wait, why is this on?!

[lily_fatality]

Heh.. You didn't know you left it on?

[bloomtrigger]

N-N-No...! I... I was pretty sure it was off when I left it on the counter...!

[laserofjustice]

[Someone who cooks as bad as Flynn? This could be the start of something terrible...]

You're quite creative! I've never seen a dish like that before.

[bloomtrigger]

[Aww, Flynn. You're making her blush.]

Eh? W-Well, I, uh... I guess it's a little... unique... Th-Though I didn't really expect it to turn out this way.

[laserofjustice]

Have you tasted it yet? It might not taste as bad as you think. It's just ingredients after all, it's not going to come alive and attack you is it?

[bloomtrigger]

Y-You think so...? It... kind of smells a bit weird, though...

[zaps_you]

Maybe you're just no good.

[Giggles.]

[bloomtrigger]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeek!

[Noel jumps, and turns to look at her Dreamberry. Oh shit, it was on? She quickly scrambles to it and picks it up.]

Y-You saw that?!

[zaps_you]

Of course I saw your pathetic attempt at cooking. I hope you don't plan on actually eating it.

[bloomtrigger]

Pathe---?! I-It may not look like the picture, b-but I'll have you know that I, um... put a lot of love into it...!

[failgetkingdom]

Wh....What were you attempting to make?

[bloomtrigger]

A-Ah!

[There's a pause before she replies, rather depressingly.]

C-Crab bisque...

[failgetkingdom]

I have not heard of such a dish before. What is it supposed to be like?

[bloomtrigger]

L-Like this...

[She holds a recipe card with picture of a dish that looks definitely more edible than what Noel made.

There's a bit of a sniffle as Noel tries not to cry.]

Ohhh... I'm such a failure...