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INSPIRED BY MY GOOD FRIEND, WHO I MISS DEARLY, cute_kitten
Any ladies out there ever wonder what it might be like to have a penis? Ever wonder how it might feel liberating to be able to write your name in the snow?
Well, now you too can experience the wonderfulness of snow writing with PENISMIGHTIER!!
For only "Ninety-nine, Ninety-nine, Ninety-nine", plus Five hundred dollars shipping and handling, you can have the look and feel of MANHOOD, without all of the messy stuff!
The PENISMIGHTIER is ultra lightweight and flexible! You can use it to write effective SOS messages if you find yourself trapped on a snowy island of doom. It is also durable enough to be used as a slingshot so you can hunt wild animals!
It is fully guaranteed and comes with a 90 day Satisfaction Guarantee, so if you're not 100% satisfied, return your PENISMIGHTIER for a full refund!
And now, for a limited time only, you can get the PENISMIGHTIER for and INCREDIBLE 60% off!! All you have to do is ask the operator about our fully restored USED models!!!
Call now!! Operators are standing by!
In the same style of funniness as the Olive Story....
Any ladies out there ever wonder what it might be like to have a penis? Ever wonder how it might feel liberating to be able to write your name in the snow?
Well, now you too can experience the wonderfulness of snow writing with PENISMIGHTIER!!
For only "Ninety-nine, Ninety-nine, Ninety-nine", plus Five hundred dollars shipping and handling, you can have the look and feel of MANHOOD, without all of the messy stuff!
The PENISMIGHTIER is ultra lightweight and flexible! You can use it to write effective SOS messages if you find yourself trapped on a snowy island of doom. It is also durable enough to be used as a slingshot so you can hunt wild animals!
It is fully guaranteed and comes with a 90 day Satisfaction Guarantee, so if you're not 100% satisfied, return your PENISMIGHTIER for a full refund!
And now, for a limited time only, you can get the PENISMIGHTIER for and INCREDIBLE 60% off!! All you have to do is ask the operator about our fully restored USED models!!!
Call now!! Operators are standing by!
In the same style of funniness as the Olive Story....