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Man there is SOO FUCKING MUCH i want to write about something i read today but im not. But just to let you know...ITS REALLY HAS

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Carrie Goes Bonkers!!!!!!

[anonymous]

Carrie was mad at her male. She is mad at him because he be bangin a brown haired monkey. The male doesn't know that she went crazy over this, so she decides to key the side of his silverado. She carved her name into his leather seats, slashed a hole in all four tires, and knocked the fuck out of his headlights with a Louisville slugger. He still doesn't know. While this is happening to his truck, he be puttin the moves on his new mate. This monkey can eat her own weight in banannas and won the bananna eating contest four years in a row. But he be puttin the moves on her because he is desperate like Terri Hatcher. This monkey is a brown haired monkey that is a cage fighter and knows how to control her man. Well the male monkey found his truck. He knows not to break this monkeys heart because this one won the bananna eating contest. She might just woop the shit out of him because she grew up on the east side of the jungle and she knows how to use a knife and two Louisville sluggers at a time. She ain't playin cause she a crazy butch gorilla.
Now don't you just wish that everybody would just get along and not hurt anybody anymore. I don't want to help somebody out of the hospital lbecause of a broken arm trying to knock out their mans window of his silverado. NOW JUST GROW UP PEOPLE! No more drama, no no no more drama. Peace Out.
This story has nothing, I mean nothing to do with anybody. Wink Wink. i would use names, but its not about anybody Cheryl. This is not from Maggie. This is the most anonymous letter that you will receive. BYE!

Re: Carrie Goes Bonkers!!!!!!

[unknownfurybugs]

lol

Re: Carrie Goes Bonkers!!!!!!

[eurostarr]

oh my god... what the hell what the fuck what the everything. don't treat a drunk girl like this.