Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Monday I stole
josparke's purse (-30 points). In January I gave
skunk83 a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In November I bought porn for
bigmammaalto (10 points). In April I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-746 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
BloomGreenleaf
haha.. that sucks.