Birthday Axis of Evil
Happy birthday to me, and also Nivek Ogre and the corpses of Walt Disney and Strom Thurmond. How the birth of so much evil can occur on one day of the year is beyond me, but I suppose it's just a really evil day for all concerned. Anyway I'm celebrating it by going out to dinner (evil!), maybe seeing a movie (an evil movie), and probably getting diabetiss from the Moonstruck truffles my beloved brought home (definitely really evil). Evil food for evil people, I always say. And those truffles are blacker than Satan's gym shorts. The truffle purchaser had to sample them all to make sure they were evil enough, so he's buzzing around all full of pure chocolatey evil as we speak. Let the evil times roll!