Ode to WAWA

May 28, 2004 21:27


I have been talking to Spencer. He says he is working at Wawa.

I need to confess my love for Wawa.

If you don't know what Wawa is, it is a chain of convenience stores in Philly.  They're everywhere and they are open 24 hours a day and they sell everything that is good.  If you want it at 4 am, it will be there.
I mean: look at all this shit

I have had little experience with Wawa, yet, I was deeply moved by its flourescent lights, its spacious set up, and its red shirted employees. I will never forget Wawa, and I think about it often.

ALSO, (this is amazing), the Wawa ATM's DO NOT (DO NOT!) charge you.  I have never been to an ATM that does not charge me.  Then came Wawa.

This is another reason I love Wawa:



Shorti Plush Toy
Hi, my name is Shorti. I am a six-inch Wawa hoagie and people call me Shorti; I can be made in your favorite flavor, fresh to go - I'm really sporty. I'm also fun to play with and can be your favorite friend; Hold my hands and hug me tightly, I'll delight you hours on end.

I mean, Shorti speaks for himself.
He can delight me for hours on end.
Wawa truely has it all.

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