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dear england

i don't fucking care if it's festive, it's not right to use your girlfriend's intestines as decoration and then let the neighborhood kids play with it

i had shit to do tonight

fuck you,
frederick

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Aaaand suddenly I'm starving.

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someday i'm going to retire and work at a mcdonalds

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No, I refuse. You're not allowed to smell like salt and mad cow disease for the rest of your life.

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but human innards is totally fine

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That washes off.

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Right, at the office now, I can type like a regular human. I'll be back in a fucking hour or something.

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You're a regular human? I had no idea. I'll get the Spider-man costume ready.

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It's November. There is no room for Spider-Man.

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It's November by, what, a few hours? Stop splitting hairs or I'll send emoticons.

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Sooooooo not happening.

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Bat Man?

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Why aren't YOU dressing up?

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To bring you pain.

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I'm sure you could inflict just as much terror as Minnie Mouse.

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Excuse you, I can be very scary.

PS. What's creepier than a huge fucking mouse who doesn't talk? Disney had problems.

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You see sunshine in everything, darling.