stolen from dr. weir

[bloodyuseful]

Bold the things that are true.

Comments

[cryogenically]

This is useful.

I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.

... What.

[bloodyuseful]

S'long story.

[cryogenically]

Were you planning on playing McDonald's when you got home?

[bloodyuseful]

It got used as a weapon.

[cryogenically]

You used a fast food tray as a weapon.

[bloodyuseful]

It's not like I planned on having to fall back to that.

[cryogenically]

What were you attacking? Little old ladies?

[bloodyuseful]

It'd have been a less disturbing day had that been the case.

[cryogenically]

Is this one of those stories that'll make me look at you funny for a week?

[bloodyuseful]

Just another run of the mill psychopathic murderer.

[cryogenically]

Thwarted by fast food trays. Anymore deadpan and you'd be dead. Still not better than zombie dogs, though.

[bloodyuseful]

It's not a funny story, aside from that. But we can pretend it is.

[cryogenically]

Or you could explain this whole business about you cheating while playing a game so no one has to pretend.

[bloodyuseful]

I cheat every time I play a game. It's why I don't play, anymore.

[cryogenically]

I bet I cheat better than you.

[bloodyuseful]

I'd never argue, darling.