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this amused me....
We have all had bad dates.. but this takes the cake. This just tells
> you how tough it is to be single nowadays. This was on the "Tonight
> Show" with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience to find the most
> embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her
> worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why
> her tale took the prize!
>
> She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold... and the guy had
> taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a
> day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had
> never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until
> they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down
> the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not
> have had that extra latte.
> They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in
> the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which
> she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow
> going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and
> let her pee the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.
>
>
> They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her
> pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing,
> so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her
> companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed
> was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think
> about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of
> the situation.
>
>
> Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation.
> As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks
> were firmly glued against the car's fender.
>
>
> Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind
> as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was
> quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.
>
>
> Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment,
> she answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a
> reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need of some
> assistance!"
> He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her
> sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out
> laughing.
> She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose
> themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the
> situation was, they also were faced with a real problem Both agreed it
> would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the
> icy metal!
> Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first
> place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free.
> So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to
> unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.
> As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show
> prize hands down... or perhaps that should be "pants down." ..And you
> thought your first date was embarrassing.
>
>
> Jay Leno's comment .. "This gives a whole new meaning to being
> pissed off.
We have all had bad dates.. but this takes the cake. This just tells
> you how tough it is to be single nowadays. This was on the "Tonight
> Show" with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience to find the most
> embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her
> worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why
> her tale took the prize!
>
> She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold... and the guy had
> taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a
> day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had
> never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until
> they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down
> the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not
> have had that extra latte.
> They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in
> the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which
> she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow
> going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and
> let her pee the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.
>
>
> They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her
> pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing,
> so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her
> companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed
> was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think
> about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of
> the situation.
>
>
> Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation.
> As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks
> were firmly glued against the car's fender.
>
>
> Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind
> as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was
> quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.
>
>
> Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment,
> she answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a
> reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need of some
> assistance!"
> He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her
> sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out
> laughing.
> She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose
> themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the
> situation was, they also were faced with a real problem Both agreed it
> would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the
> icy metal!
> Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first
> place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free.
> So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to
> unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.
> As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show
> prize hands down... or perhaps that should be "pants down." ..And you
> thought your first date was embarrassing.
>
>
> Jay Leno's comment .. "This gives a whole new meaning to being
> pissed off.