Jun 03, 2006 10:53
some needle-dicked piece of shit stole the cd player out of my car. i'm going to post signs up and down the street that read:
TO THE CHICKEN SHIT WHO BROKE INTO MY CAR:
IT'S PROBABLY NAIVE OF ME TO WRITE THIS, SEEING AS YOU'RE PROBABLY SOME ILLITERATE ASSHOLE WHO WON'T BE ABLE TO READ IT ANYWAY, BUT I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT WHAT YOU DID WAS RIDICULOUS. CONGRATULATIONS!! YOU GOT A CAR STEREO PART (NOT EVEN THE WHOLE THING) THAT IS SO OLD THAT IT WILL BE INCOMPATIBLE WITH ANY OTHER SYSTEM AND HAS CDS IN IT THAT YOU CAN'T SELL BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE CASES. AND I'M SURE YOU'LL LOVE THEM. PATHETIC THIEVES LIKE YOU PROBABLY REALLY DIG CAT POWER, RIGHT??
I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT IF I EVER FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE, I WILL CUT YOUR BALLS OFF MYSELF, YOU FUCKING BASTARD.
XO--THE REALLY PISSED OFF GIRL WHO'S SICK OF YOU RUMMAGING THROUGH HER FUCKING CAR.
that is all.