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so last night im sitting at the dinner table and my sister throws a greasy meatball at my head, then if that isnt good enough she shoves another one down my shirt. it was meatball massacure all over the floor. It was even funnier because my mom was yelling in the background "ok miss. ceo of the MDA, real mature why dont i buy you a broach(inside joke) to go with that maturity. God clean up those meatballs. STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!!!"