Oh Five, Bon Anee
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THURSDAY "I feel it in my fingers" Arrival Party
So Last Week I spent a wonderful amout of time with Jen and it was absolutely excellente. Thursday rolled around and I had to leave, unforunately. CANADIA - Fucking CANADIA awaited my arrival. So the drive on an hour worth of miserable sleep and five black coffees was pretty sweet (surprisingly) and the line at customs took over an hour and the hotel over charged and lied to me and well, all that was fucking terrible. But come on, you're in Canada right? So fucking make it work!
So we go out to eat come back and the "pre-drink" was on. It all started with fuck the dealer and then asshole and then it was out to the Peel Pub-Totally kicked ass! I ate so many poutine fries it was insane. We got back to the hotel I pass out and get shampoo shot all over my face, attacked with a blow dryer, and i throw my phone across the room. To the gentlemen awake this was very funny, to myself... I thought otherwise. I slept for a few more hours.
FRIDAY "I feel it in my toes" New Years Eve Party
I get up and the headaches began. We went out for food met up with Elaina, June, and Rachael and we ate food at a nice play with terrible salad and absolutely incredible salmon. Scored beer, it's freezing out I fell on my ass on the ice and we started the pre-gaming. Tonight was only asshole and we then got ready to go to Dome, a two story 2500 people drink all you want party which was ok. I sobered up a lot but all in all it was a shit load of fun and Jen called me at 12 exactly and you kno, "I FUCKING LOVE YOU!" Bon Anee Bon Anee. I was really messed up and Paul, June, Donnells, Giusepp, and I and I don't remember anyone else, went walking up and down Saint Catherine's street screaming New Years in english and french everyone was very pleasant and fun and donnells did a cartwheel in front of a moving car, then clapped and then pointed at the driver screaming HAPPY NEW YEAR! Fucking hysterical..and then Donnells gets lost in Montreal(Only fucking donnells)! The only poor part of the evening was when Paul was behind me and I said Happy New Years to 5 black gentlemen and one fucker goes
"You are a faggot"
I say. "No I disagree, you are a faggot"
Then this little 4 foot 5 inch fucking black bastard star to like stick my side with something pointy and curse at me so now I'm ready to go buck wild on these five fucks and Paul pulled me away an I left pissed. This was the only downfall of the night
I ate less got really fucked up and hung out in our room with Paul, Giusepp, Big D, Bruce, Elaina, June, and Rachael and hung out for the remainder of the evening. Then I passed out.
SATURDAY "Christmas is all around us" Post New Years Hangover Party
WOKE UP DRUNK hahaha thats great. Scored food took a subway Buccinos(Our favorite canadian restaurant) and it was closed so we ate at Nickels. First Whiskey Sour and it was pretty god damn good! Went back to the hotel and met Giusepp and Bruce and we preed. I was kind of drunk but when we reached the pub i was so freezing cold that the buzz wore off. Got in hit coat check sat down and pauly and I did three wise men haha two times, i had about 3 tom collins and a shot of jack and I was mighty fucked. We leave after having a ball and back at the hotel theres a party and Giusepp broke the sink and toilet and we all had a great time and then they throw a party in our room and i pass out and they re really loud and the manager showed giusepp broke about 20 bottles on the hallway floor and yeah. It was a good night and yeah I am a good sleeper.
SUNDAY "So Come on and let it Snow" State of Emergency Icy Roads Hotel Party
Waking up with a horrible hang over in Negative 3 degrees celcius in Montreal sleeping with giusep, well you see that isn't my idea of fun. So we leave the hotel and got charged a 20 dollar fee for breaking a towel rack...yeah Fuck You Travelodge. We get coffee and bagels and head out of Canadia but we are stopped by a three hour wait at customs. The street is covered with ice and Donnells and I went sliding in it. After customs let us through we learned the parkway was closed...talk about shit right ? So we started going to Vermont but that bridge was closed! We got invited to a party at the anchorage in bumble fuck champlain ny all the booze you can drink and weed you could smoke on sum woman but we declined b/c we needed a hotel. We drove to Plattsburgh couldn't find a hotel and then went to pizza hut only to learn that theres a "state of emergency" in Plattsburgh and there's no driving after 8. So Paul and I run for beer ( Keystone and the Beast) during dinner and my mom gets us an awesome room at the holiday in. I go check in and we start it up. Landmines was the game tonight and we just drank and drank. Elaina, June, and Rachael arrived and they stole a bottle of Captain Morgan's Parrot Bar and we all got trashed. Later that night Elaina, Giusepp and I went down to the bar but it was closed although the door was open...=) So we snuck into the kitchen and searched for anything but got yelled at and told to go back to the room i fall asleep in the bathroom wake up at six and fell asleep in the king size bed with the guys. I sleep well but am cold.
MONDAY "Love Actually" I'm going to Applebees by Ten(no party tonight =(
I wake up. I help clean and then I go to the front desk. I almost got arrested for underage drinking and trespassing in the kitchen I get a mouth full from this brown manager and I get blackmailed into paying an extra 50 bucks...I hate being scammed. Drove home which was kind of sad and fun. Had a great time and right now I miss Jen so much and I missed her the entire trip so so so oh so much and I can't wait to see her! I'm also hungry like crazy. I'm also tired and I lost my voice a bit and Happy Fucking New Year everybody! God, this was crazy and it was fun and theres just so much i dont know. But I do know that Donnells feels it in his fingers, and Bruce feels it in his toes, And Giusepp thinks Christmas is all around us, But I say come on and let it snow. Paul still has to see love actually. I hate Bruce but in his own words..."Fucking Lupario"!
Haha... Well Let's talk, shall we?
THURSDAY "I feel it in my fingers" Arrival Party
So Last Week I spent a wonderful amout of time with Jen and it was absolutely excellente. Thursday rolled around and I had to leave, unforunately. CANADIA - Fucking CANADIA awaited my arrival. So the drive on an hour worth of miserable sleep and five black coffees was pretty sweet (surprisingly) and the line at customs took over an hour and the hotel over charged and lied to me and well, all that was fucking terrible. But come on, you're in Canada right? So fucking make it work!
So we go out to eat come back and the "pre-drink" was on. It all started with fuck the dealer and then asshole and then it was out to the Peel Pub-Totally kicked ass! I ate so many poutine fries it was insane. We got back to the hotel I pass out and get shampoo shot all over my face, attacked with a blow dryer, and i throw my phone across the room. To the gentlemen awake this was very funny, to myself... I thought otherwise. I slept for a few more hours.
FRIDAY "I feel it in my toes" New Years Eve Party
I get up and the headaches began. We went out for food met up with Elaina, June, and Rachael and we ate food at a nice play with terrible salad and absolutely incredible salmon. Scored beer, it's freezing out I fell on my ass on the ice and we started the pre-gaming. Tonight was only asshole and we then got ready to go to Dome, a two story 2500 people drink all you want party which was ok. I sobered up a lot but all in all it was a shit load of fun and Jen called me at 12 exactly and you kno, "I FUCKING LOVE YOU!" Bon Anee Bon Anee. I was really messed up and Paul, June, Donnells, Giusepp, and I and I don't remember anyone else, went walking up and down Saint Catherine's street screaming New Years in english and french everyone was very pleasant and fun and donnells did a cartwheel in front of a moving car, then clapped and then pointed at the driver screaming HAPPY NEW YEAR! Fucking hysterical..and then Donnells gets lost in Montreal(Only fucking donnells)! The only poor part of the evening was when Paul was behind me and I said Happy New Years to 5 black gentlemen and one fucker goes
"You are a faggot"
I say. "No I disagree, you are a faggot"
Then this little 4 foot 5 inch fucking black bastard star to like stick my side with something pointy and curse at me so now I'm ready to go buck wild on these five fucks and Paul pulled me away an I left pissed. This was the only downfall of the night
I ate less got really fucked up and hung out in our room with Paul, Giusepp, Big D, Bruce, Elaina, June, and Rachael and hung out for the remainder of the evening. Then I passed out.
SATURDAY "Christmas is all around us" Post New Years Hangover Party
WOKE UP DRUNK hahaha thats great. Scored food took a subway Buccinos(Our favorite canadian restaurant) and it was closed so we ate at Nickels. First Whiskey Sour and it was pretty god damn good! Went back to the hotel and met Giusepp and Bruce and we preed. I was kind of drunk but when we reached the pub i was so freezing cold that the buzz wore off. Got in hit coat check sat down and pauly and I did three wise men haha two times, i had about 3 tom collins and a shot of jack and I was mighty fucked. We leave after having a ball and back at the hotel theres a party and Giusepp broke the sink and toilet and we all had a great time and then they throw a party in our room and i pass out and they re really loud and the manager showed giusepp broke about 20 bottles on the hallway floor and yeah. It was a good night and yeah I am a good sleeper.
SUNDAY "So Come on and let it Snow" State of Emergency Icy Roads Hotel Party
Waking up with a horrible hang over in Negative 3 degrees celcius in Montreal sleeping with giusep, well you see that isn't my idea of fun. So we leave the hotel and got charged a 20 dollar fee for breaking a towel rack...yeah Fuck You Travelodge. We get coffee and bagels and head out of Canadia but we are stopped by a three hour wait at customs. The street is covered with ice and Donnells and I went sliding in it. After customs let us through we learned the parkway was closed...talk about shit right ? So we started going to Vermont but that bridge was closed! We got invited to a party at the anchorage in bumble fuck champlain ny all the booze you can drink and weed you could smoke on sum woman but we declined b/c we needed a hotel. We drove to Plattsburgh couldn't find a hotel and then went to pizza hut only to learn that theres a "state of emergency" in Plattsburgh and there's no driving after 8. So Paul and I run for beer ( Keystone and the Beast) during dinner and my mom gets us an awesome room at the holiday in. I go check in and we start it up. Landmines was the game tonight and we just drank and drank. Elaina, June, and Rachael arrived and they stole a bottle of Captain Morgan's Parrot Bar and we all got trashed. Later that night Elaina, Giusepp and I went down to the bar but it was closed although the door was open...=) So we snuck into the kitchen and searched for anything but got yelled at and told to go back to the room i fall asleep in the bathroom wake up at six and fell asleep in the king size bed with the guys. I sleep well but am cold.
MONDAY "Love Actually" I'm going to Applebees by Ten(no party tonight =(
I wake up. I help clean and then I go to the front desk. I almost got arrested for underage drinking and trespassing in the kitchen I get a mouth full from this brown manager and I get blackmailed into paying an extra 50 bucks...I hate being scammed. Drove home which was kind of sad and fun. Had a great time and right now I miss Jen so much and I missed her the entire trip so so so oh so much and I can't wait to see her! I'm also hungry like crazy. I'm also tired and I lost my voice a bit and Happy Fucking New Year everybody! God, this was crazy and it was fun and theres just so much i dont know. But I do know that Donnells feels it in his fingers, and Bruce feels it in his toes, And Giusepp thinks Christmas is all around us, But I say come on and let it snow. Paul still has to see love actually. I hate Bruce but in his own words..."Fucking Lupario"!