Scienctifically Speaking, "I had that fucker pegged" f(x)=One FistFuck

[bloodykisses88]

One beer this hour won't make you feel sour, but twelve today makes the pain go away. Ok, Today was a borderline day. I had no sleep, feel asleep in POL SCI, and am now up on 2 cups of coffee. I recklessly wrote a page long current event in all of five minutes at around 4 45 and when I went to throw out a cut up news article I dropped my keys in a gynormous trash can. Openning it up and hopping in and retrieving my keys sucked haha but I was joshing with some black girl about it (seemingly, she thought I was a rather large racoon). My ECO professor smokes in his office, I smelt it, yeah I got you, and he seems like a lonely guy, just like the turk I invited to thanksgiving dinner. I feel bad for the neo-lonesome chaps and I just wanna hug 'em and be there friend, 'cause everybody needs a friend i suppose. I wore a pirate hat while driving my car just to make people look twice (and because I'm a buccaneer) haha If you were driving next to some asshole in a pirate hat thats got to make smile or chuckle at the actual awful bizare comedy behind the idea. if it doesn't, then in your case, I hate you because your sense of humor is poor and unanimated. Work Sucked - that's all. Mike helped me with my math at the diner 'cause he rocks so I bought food and snuff. The waitress was a doll, delightful, a sense of humor, and she was goregous. She should of sat down and Mike, Her, and I could've chatted. She looked interesting and a bit like she was playing off being content in a flirty way, that was nice, but all seemed like a charade. Although the fact that she was interesting was great, because another dull lonely person today and I'd make a serious choice between my next wristwatch or razorblade. I'm kind of lonely. But I have Trevor and Skittles, and skits makes great convo plus she's real nice to sleep with. I don't have sex with her. I sleep next to her. She's a cat. HAHAHAHAHAHA BLAHHHH

Lastly I would just like to tell the world that today is awesome in a single sense; My penis grew. Hah that's excellent. BuyBuy....