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[bloodydancetoes]

Late night phone fun

Manuel- does she have a vagina?
Me- I dunno, but she's fat.
Manuel- Are you implying that I have a vagina?
Me- Only cool people have vaginas.

Manuel- what's a color that's happy and sad?
Me-burgundy.
Manuel- No...
Me-periwinkle.
Manuel-No, that's happy
Me-Green.
Manuel-Green? Okay...
Me- I give you all those cool colors and you pick GREEN?
Manuel- OH I KNOW! What's that one color... Oh, SPIRIT TIGER YELLOW!
Me- WHAT THE HELL IS SPIRIT TIGER YELLOW?!
Manuel- I meant spirit beast yellow...
Me- WTF kind of color is spirit beast yellow?!