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I KISSED A DRUNK GIRL, AND I'M SURE I COULD HAVE BEEN ANYBODY ELSE. hahahahahah. yvonne thinks this is a "sperm-donor ad program". she is so silly! and now she's wearing a mask and singing along with the music. which is "i kissed a drunk girl" by something corporate. why do i do these things i do to myself? i'm singing really loud. SAFETY. damn, man, we could have lit that one. -waves hand- PHEW. "i pulled away, cause you see, i didn't think it would be right and said let's save it for some other night, but she said no, no, no i know that everything's gonna be just fine. how could i do this when i want her to be all mine?" AND NOW MY FAVORITE SOMETHING CORPORATE SONG IS PLAYING. "I Wanna Save You". right then. yvonne is wanting to type.
Yo son, wattup? I'm needing sum sperm yo, cuz i'm all like...MAKE ME A BABY and shit like that. And then I be like, "so give me some sperm son", and the men be like "I ain't here to make no baby fo yo ho'ny ass, i's here get my fuck on, not my baby makin,". That's wut they be sayin when I be telling them wats goin down. Then I'm all lyke, fine, get outta my bed, put on yo clothes, and get yo shit outta ma house cuz i need a man who's gonna give me a baby dammit. So no, I's like, i need sum sperm that dont got no dick attached and if it do there better not be man attached 2 that dick and if there is then he better not have no issues givin me no baby cuz I WANT A BABY DAMMIT. so...yeah, thats how the ahit went down and thats y im here, cuz im gonna get me a baby.
Yo son, wattup? I'm needing sum sperm yo, cuz i'm all like...MAKE ME A BABY and shit like that. And then I be like, "so give me some sperm son", and the men be like "I ain't here to make no baby fo yo ho'ny ass, i's here get my fuck on, not my baby makin,". That's wut they be sayin when I be telling them wats goin down. Then I'm all lyke, fine, get outta my bed, put on yo clothes, and get yo shit outta ma house cuz i need a man who's gonna give me a baby dammit. So no, I's like, i need sum sperm that dont got no dick attached and if it do there better not be man attached 2 that dick and if there is then he better not have no issues givin me no baby cuz I WANT A BABY DAMMIT. so...yeah, thats how the ahit went down and thats y im here, cuz im gonna get me a baby.