can you help me

[bloody_romance4]

if i were a month, i'd be: july
if i were a day of the week i'd be: saturday
if i were a time of day, i'd be: 1:36
if i were a planet, i'd be: URANUS! mwahaha
if i were a animal, i'd be: a byrmese python
if i were a direction, i'd be: southwest
if i were a piece of furniture, i'd be: an armoire
if i were a historical figure, i'd be: betty page
if i were a liquid, i'd be: orange juice
if i were a tree, i'd be: a willow tree
if i were a bird, i'd be: a parakeet
if i were a tool, i'd be: a hammer
if i were a flower/plant, i'd be: a tiger lily
if i were a kind of weather, i'd be: dry heat
if i were a mythical creature, i'd be: a gnome
if i were a musical instrument, i'd be: a violin
if i were an wild animal, i'd be: a lemur
if i were a color, i'd be: blue or orange
if i were an emotion, i'd be: grateful
if i were a vegetable, i'd be: a carrot
if i were a sound, i'd be: a girly squeal
if i were an element, i'd be: earth
if i were a car, i'd be: a chevelle
if i were a song, i'd be: play crack the sky
if i were a movie, i'd be: romeo and juliet
if i were a book, i'd be: Perks Of Being A Wallflower or all of the diary of a teenage stud books
if i were a food, i'd be: a sandwich
if i were a place, i'd be: Cali, or australia
if i were a material, i'd be: egyptian cotton
if i were a taste, i'd be: coconut
if i were a scent, i'd be: lilu or ralph
if i were a word, i'd be: spectacular
if i were an object, i'd be: candle
if i were a body part, i'd be: eyes/hair
if i were a facial expression, i'd be: dreamy
if i were a subject in school, i'd be: lunch
if i were a cartoon character, i'd be: joan of arc
if i were a shape, i'd be a: heart
if i were a number, i'd be: 3
if i were an article of clothing, i'd be: a corset
if i were a piercing, id be: earlobe

joe is my knight in shining armor!! ♥♥♥