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Cute quoates I recieved in an email.
"I've gone into hundreds of [fortune-tellers' parlours] and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her." - New York City detective
"I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is--I could be just as proud for half the money." - Arthur Godfrey
"Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fibre of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough." -Franklin D. Roosevelt
"To weep is to make less the depth of grief." -- William Shakespeare
"Opinions founded on prejudice are always sustained with the greatest of violence." -- Francis Jeffrey
"A man is measured by the size of things that anger him." -- Geof Greenleaf
"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent." -- Isaac Asimov
"Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others." - Jonathan Winters
"The future is much like the present, only longer." -- Dan Quisenberry
"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." -- Oscar Wilde
Happiness is a Swedish sunset; it is there for all, but most of us look the other way and lose it. --Mark Twain
"It was different when we were kids. In second grade, a teacher came in and gave us all a lecture about not smoking, and then they sent us over to arts and crafts to make ash-trays for Mother's Day." --Paul Clay
I love mankind. It's people I can't stand. - Lucy (Peanuts)
"I've gone into hundreds of [fortune-tellers' parlours] and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her." - New York City detective
"I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is--I could be just as proud for half the money." - Arthur Godfrey
"Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fibre of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough." -Franklin D. Roosevelt
"To weep is to make less the depth of grief." -- William Shakespeare
"Opinions founded on prejudice are always sustained with the greatest of violence." -- Francis Jeffrey
"A man is measured by the size of things that anger him." -- Geof Greenleaf
"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent." -- Isaac Asimov
"Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others." - Jonathan Winters
"The future is much like the present, only longer." -- Dan Quisenberry
"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." -- Oscar Wilde
Happiness is a Swedish sunset; it is there for all, but most of us look the other way and lose it. --Mark Twain
"It was different when we were kids. In second grade, a teacher came in and gave us all a lecture about not smoking, and then they sent us over to arts and crafts to make ash-trays for Mother's Day." --Paul Clay
I love mankind. It's people I can't stand. - Lucy (Peanuts)