Andor [Nowhere Near a Bloody Circus]
The really irritating thing about marching all the way to bloody Shienar was that when it wasn't the end of the world, it was a long bloody hike back to civilization.
Mat had never been happier to see Andor and its bloody beautiful inns with feather beds and nothing that looked like the inside of a tent.
Dealing with Elayne would be more of a problem, but his first goal was to get the bloody hell out of the saddle, then he'd write the Bloody Queen of Bloody Andor the nicest letter she'd ever received.
...maybe he could find someone to write it for him, too. Hmm.
Mat had never been happier to see Andor and its bloody beautiful inns with feather beds and nothing that looked like the inside of a tent.
Dealing with Elayne would be more of a problem, but his first goal was to get the bloody hell out of the saddle, then he'd write the Bloody Queen of Bloody Andor the nicest letter she'd ever received.
...maybe he could find someone to write it for him, too. Hmm.