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Well, Kalli is Katrins boyfriend and he is stupid. Sorry, but it's the painful truth.
We were playing my Monopoly the other day and he bought Valinor. Possessing Valinor means to multiply the number of the dice with 80.
So I said to him, "Well, when you want to get any money you have to multiply it yourself." He then sold it to Matze because he did not want to (or wasn't able to) do just this. I couldn't help but laugh.
Katrin was angry with me a whole day because she thought I said Kalli was stupid which I didn't do. She was angry with me until I explained to her once again what I really meant and that I would have said such a thing to everybody who bought Valinor.
Really funny.
The other day Kalli spilt water all over Maria. It was cold and she was soaking wet. Before that he threw duck shit all over Matze. Before that he threw a pillow in Lydia's face and before that he threw a package of toilet paper at me.
Kalli is really funny. He already insulted and/or laughed about Dragonball Z, Harry Potter, One Piece, books in general and stuff like this.
Kalli was in Hamburg once where he was working on a farm. He wanted to buy himself a prostitute and gave her his money card. She ran away with it and he never saw it again.
Kalli destroyed the hitch (anhängerkupplung) of Matze's combine (mähdrescher). It is an 800€ damage and he told us about it laughing! (btw, have you ever been in a combine? A combine in action? It's awesome.)
All of this is really funny.
I can't wait until she fucking leaves him!!!!
I've never met anyone THAT goddamn stupid!
We were playing my Monopoly the other day and he bought Valinor. Possessing Valinor means to multiply the number of the dice with 80.
So I said to him, "Well, when you want to get any money you have to multiply it yourself." He then sold it to Matze because he did not want to (or wasn't able to) do just this. I couldn't help but laugh.
Katrin was angry with me a whole day because she thought I said Kalli was stupid which I didn't do. She was angry with me until I explained to her once again what I really meant and that I would have said such a thing to everybody who bought Valinor.
Really funny.
The other day Kalli spilt water all over Maria. It was cold and she was soaking wet. Before that he threw duck shit all over Matze. Before that he threw a pillow in Lydia's face and before that he threw a package of toilet paper at me.
Kalli is really funny. He already insulted and/or laughed about Dragonball Z, Harry Potter, One Piece, books in general and stuff like this.
Kalli was in Hamburg once where he was working on a farm. He wanted to buy himself a prostitute and gave her his money card. She ran away with it and he never saw it again.
Kalli destroyed the hitch (anhängerkupplung) of Matze's combine (mähdrescher). It is an 800€ damage and he told us about it laughing! (btw, have you ever been in a combine? A combine in action? It's awesome.)
All of this is really funny.
I can't wait until she fucking leaves him!!!!
I've never met anyone THAT goddamn stupid!