awww crap....
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I broke jamesloretta's X-Box (-12 points). Last Sunday I turned mel8291210 in for running naked in the mall (3 points). Last month I set xxauntjamimaxx's puppy on fire (-66 points). In July I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In February I caught a purse-snatcher who stole winkleton's purse (30 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-51 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
bloody_faerie18