feel like a women..i dont think i can
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.
Screaming, she stands up in front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??"
For a moment, there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous. Tall, built, with long, flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves.
The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers:
"Iron this."
never..in my life..have i missed a guy i broke up with...like today..on the bus back from the soccer scrimmage..i was thinking...then *his* name came to my head..next thing u noe i was under my sweater crying silently...never thought i be like this...its hard...but im getting through it...i miss him..but i dont have serious feelings for him..see...if my folks liked him...we still be together..but its cuz of them..me not seeing him...that was ripping me apart... but im gonna learn from it..and learn how to help friends in situations like this..
we had a soccer scrimmage today..we lost..but we did great...the two goals i couldn't do anything about..cuz the first one a fat chick was on me then the other was a corner ball...still need lots of practice but were doing great girls..well..toodles..gonna go think..then french homework...
Bonjour..Je m`appelle keighley...Comment t`eppelle tu?
anyone who can tell me what that means..gets elmo luvins..
<3,
elmo
Screaming, she stands up in front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??"
For a moment, there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous. Tall, built, with long, flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves.
The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers:
"Iron this."
never..in my life..have i missed a guy i broke up with...like today..on the bus back from the soccer scrimmage..i was thinking...then *his* name came to my head..next thing u noe i was under my sweater crying silently...never thought i be like this...its hard...but im getting through it...i miss him..but i dont have serious feelings for him..see...if my folks liked him...we still be together..but its cuz of them..me not seeing him...that was ripping me apart... but im gonna learn from it..and learn how to help friends in situations like this..
we had a soccer scrimmage today..we lost..but we did great...the two goals i couldn't do anything about..cuz the first one a fat chick was on me then the other was a corner ball...still need lots of practice but were doing great girls..well..toodles..gonna go think..then french homework...
Bonjour..Je m`appelle keighley...Comment t`eppelle tu?
anyone who can tell me what that means..gets elmo luvins..
<3,
elmo