002 // I can barely contain my joy.

[bloody_cossack]

Oh, great. Looks like I'm stuck with a warden right now

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[agent_bly]

I'm sure it looks just lovely on you. Why would you speak so discouragingly about a gift from the Admiral?

[bloody_cossack]

Because it is a 'gift' designed specifically to mock me and all my life's endeavors.

The Admiral has a sick sense of humor. I bet he sees you when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake, too.

[agent_bly]

Still believe in Santa, huh?

sorry about Alec, he is a bitch :( and he hates Christmas

[bloody_cossack]

Oh, and the joke just flew right over your head. Well done. Well done.

S'all good. Bly's a smartass.

[agent_bly]

I'm sorry. I guess I'm a bit lacking in sophistication. Forgive me.

Please. Explain the joke to me. It's unbelievably important that I am able to appreciate your amazing sense of humor.

They're gonna be real good friends someday. *nod*

[bloody_cossack]

Your obviously inferior brain wouldn't be able to handle it, but the gist is, fuck the British and fuck Christmas.

Re: They're gonna be real good friends someday. *nod*

[agent_bly]

Such language. What did the British and Christmas ever do to you?

pity card pity card pity card

[bloody_cossack]

The British forced my parents and my people back to the USSR and Stalin's execution squads. Luckily for them, they managed to survive the Great Betrayal and sneak back into Britain, hoping for a better life.

Christmas is around the time they committed suicide when I was six, so forgive me if I don't like the holiday.

Bly is not completely heartless

[agent_bly]

I didn't realize.

You've got plenty of valid reasons to be unhappy. Maybe you can ask the Admiral to tone the Christmas cheer back a bit.

[bloody_cossack]

Why bother? I'll do what I do every year - ignore it and broker some arms deals. whoops Sharing weapons is really in the spirit of the season.

usually this crap doesn't invade my personal space, though