Captain Jack Sparrow, here.

[bloody_bottle]

*groan* That zombie is one dirty son of a bitch. There's blood when I pass water, and my mouth tastes like graveyard dirt.

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[malia_telran]

Are you going to be okay? *looks concerned* I wish I knew some healing spells...

What happened with this guy? Is it of the let's-go-hunt-him-down variety? 'cause I'm better at that than the first aid stuff....

[bloody_bottle]

Aye, love, I'll be alright. I may have gotten slightly inappropriate with his lady-friend, who happens to be my ex. Then he and I got into a bit of a scuffle.

No need to hunt him down. I'll handle it. But I shall remember the kindness. *bows*

[malia_telran]

Okay, that explains a lot. It looks like something between the three of you folks. Just thought I'd offer, in case it was...y'know, necessary.

*smiles apologetically* I do hope you're feeling better soon.

[periazhad]

it's sad I ran out of time to keep up with the Sages *is sad* I dislike missing things like that

Stewie Griffin, here.

[bloody_bottle]

I was wondering what happened to you. Trust me, you aren't missing anything. Jack and the zombie are clashing over our lawyer, and one minute they're whaling on each other, the next their making out. It's bizarre. Frankly, you're lucky not to be mired in it like I am.

I have missed you, though. You're one of the only sane ones around here...

Re: Stewie Griffin, here.

[periazhad]

sane? that is SO cool. I also feel special to feel missed *feels an urge to get back involved* but...it sucks sooo much time!