Captain Jack Sparrow, here.
'ey, don't be listening to that barmy little codger. Your old pal Jack is just fine. AnnaMaria swung by a bit ago, and I've been visitin' with her down the lane. See, her flat is much nicer than ours, and doesn't reek of dirty diapers. Can't blame a fella for wantin' a little time off, yeah?