CAPSLOCK BECAUSE I CAN
THINGS I AM AMUSED/BEMUSED/CONCERNED BY
ALL THE DEADPOOL/SPIDEY FANGIRLS WHO ARE ALL 'I WANT TO READ DP COMICS? WHERE DO I START?'
- BECAUSE CLEARLY THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS SHIP OTHER THAN THAT IT'S CUTE? I MEAN, REALLY? DON'T YOU EVEN KNOW WHY PEOPLE STARTED SHIPPING THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE?
- AND IF THAT'S THE CASE JUST START WITH DP: SUICIDE KINGS AND LEAVE IT AT THAT.
- BUT REALLY WHAT DO I CARE, I SHIP DEADPOOL/SPIDEY/DAREDEVIL BECAUSE REASONS. MOSTLY REASONS HAVING TO DO WITH ME LIKING THE IDEA OF MATT BEING DRIVEN TO INSANITY AND ORGASM SIMULTANEOUSLY BUT YOU KNOW. WHATEVER. IT'S A TOTALLY VALID LIFE CHOICE, OF COURSE.
SUPERFAMILY FIC
- I MEAN, SURE IT'S CUTE BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE A PETER PARKER WITHOUT AUNT MAY AND UNCLE BEN, OKAY. JUST, NO. I FEEL LIKE THIS IS JUST AN EXCUSE FOR KIDFIC WITHOUT ACTUALLY HAVING TO, YOU KNOW, CREATE AN OC. WHICH WHATEVER, THAT'S COOL AND I WOULD NEVER TRY TO STOP PEOPLE FROM WRITING/ENJOYING THIS, I JUST DON'T GET IT.
- THE WHOLE SUPERFAMILY+SPIDEY/DEADPOOL THING? THOUGH REALLY THIS LADY SAID IT BEST. MOSTLY FOR THE GROWN ASS MEN THING.
DANIEL WAY AND PRETTY!WADE
- NO DANIEL. NO.
- ALSO? BEEN DONE BEFORE BRO. AND NO ONE LIKED IT THEN EITHER (I'M GUESSING BECAUSE REALLY? THOM CRUZ? LOKI? REALLY?)
- THINGS ABOUT DEADPOOL THAT ARE UNCHANGEABLE, I.E. NECESSARY AND FUNDAMENTAL TO HIS BEING:
A) HIS SCABBY SKIN.
B) HIS HEALING FACTOR.
C) HIS CRAZY.
EVERYTHING ELSE CAN BE GIVEN OR TAKEN.
SIDEKICKS AND PUNCHING BAGS LIKE WEASEL AND BOB AND BLIND AL COME AND GO.
HIS NEED TO BE A HERO FLUCTUATES ON HIS MOOD AND THE PEOPLE HE (WANTS TO) SURROUNDS HIMSELF WITH.
THE WAY HIS CRAZY COMES OUT VARIES IN THE COMICS. IT USED TO BE THAT HE DIDN'T LIKE TO SHOW HIS FACE. HE ONCE FREAKED OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF A BAR BECAUSE SOMEONE SET HIS MASK ON FIRE (SOMETHING LIKE THAT) AND HE JUMPED OUT OF A WINDOW BECAUSE HE DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO COVER HIS FACE. HE ONCE PUT A BOX ON HIS HEAD TO COVER UP AND THEN WHEN THAT FAILED WRAPPED LINEN AROUND HIS HEAD MUMMY-STYLE BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT CABLE TO SEE HIM. THEN HE HAD MEMORY PROBLEMS THAT EXACERBATED HIS CRAZY BUT CABLE FIXED THAT BACK WHEN THEY WERE IN THEIR 'HONEYMOON STAGE' AND THINGS WERE GOOD AND NOW HE HEARS VOICES. SEVERAL OF THEM. BUT IT'S ALL PART OF THE SAME THING.
SCABBY SKIN, HEALING FACTOR, CRAZY. THIS IS THE BASIS OF THE CHARACTER AND EVERYTHING BUILDS OFF OF THAT AND CHANGING THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING SO NO. I DO NOT THINK THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA, DANIEL WAY. I DO NOT.
THE PEOPLE WHO STILL THINK DEADPOOL LIKES CHIMICHANGAS
- BECAUSE HE REALLY DOES NOT. REALLY.
- THOUGH THE DUCT TAPE THING IS TOTALLY LEGIT. *SHRUG*
ALSO THIS:
...yeah. IDK what the capslock is all about only once I started I didn't want to go back and uncapslock. So. There you have it. Sorry for the wall of text.
Crossposted at Dreamwidth | http://pajaroenvuelo.dreamwidth.org/58382.html
ALL THE DEADPOOL/SPIDEY FANGIRLS WHO ARE ALL 'I WANT TO READ DP COMICS? WHERE DO I START?'
- BECAUSE CLEARLY THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS SHIP OTHER THAN THAT IT'S CUTE? I MEAN, REALLY? DON'T YOU EVEN KNOW WHY PEOPLE STARTED SHIPPING THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE?
- AND IF THAT'S THE CASE JUST START WITH DP: SUICIDE KINGS AND LEAVE IT AT THAT.
- BUT REALLY WHAT DO I CARE, I SHIP DEADPOOL/SPIDEY/DAREDEVIL BECAUSE REASONS. MOSTLY REASONS HAVING TO DO WITH ME LIKING THE IDEA OF MATT BEING DRIVEN TO INSANITY AND ORGASM SIMULTANEOUSLY BUT YOU KNOW. WHATEVER. IT'S A TOTALLY VALID LIFE CHOICE, OF COURSE.
SUPERFAMILY FIC
- I MEAN, SURE IT'S CUTE BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE A PETER PARKER WITHOUT AUNT MAY AND UNCLE BEN, OKAY. JUST, NO. I FEEL LIKE THIS IS JUST AN EXCUSE FOR KIDFIC WITHOUT ACTUALLY HAVING TO, YOU KNOW, CREATE AN OC. WHICH WHATEVER, THAT'S COOL AND I WOULD NEVER TRY TO STOP PEOPLE FROM WRITING/ENJOYING THIS, I JUST DON'T GET IT.
- THE WHOLE SUPERFAMILY+SPIDEY/DEADPOOL THING? THOUGH REALLY THIS LADY SAID IT BEST. MOSTLY FOR THE GROWN ASS MEN THING.
DANIEL WAY AND PRETTY!WADE
- NO DANIEL. NO.
- ALSO? BEEN DONE BEFORE BRO. AND NO ONE LIKED IT THEN EITHER (I'M GUESSING BECAUSE REALLY? THOM CRUZ? LOKI? REALLY?)
- THINGS ABOUT DEADPOOL THAT ARE UNCHANGEABLE, I.E. NECESSARY AND FUNDAMENTAL TO HIS BEING:
A) HIS SCABBY SKIN.
B) HIS HEALING FACTOR.
C) HIS CRAZY.
EVERYTHING ELSE CAN BE GIVEN OR TAKEN.
SIDEKICKS AND PUNCHING BAGS LIKE WEASEL AND BOB AND BLIND AL COME AND GO.
HIS NEED TO BE A HERO FLUCTUATES ON HIS MOOD AND THE PEOPLE HE (WANTS TO) SURROUNDS HIMSELF WITH.
THE WAY HIS CRAZY COMES OUT VARIES IN THE COMICS. IT USED TO BE THAT HE DIDN'T LIKE TO SHOW HIS FACE. HE ONCE FREAKED OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF A BAR BECAUSE SOMEONE SET HIS MASK ON FIRE (SOMETHING LIKE THAT) AND HE JUMPED OUT OF A WINDOW BECAUSE HE DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO COVER HIS FACE. HE ONCE PUT A BOX ON HIS HEAD TO COVER UP AND THEN WHEN THAT FAILED WRAPPED LINEN AROUND HIS HEAD MUMMY-STYLE BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT CABLE TO SEE HIM. THEN HE HAD MEMORY PROBLEMS THAT EXACERBATED HIS CRAZY BUT CABLE FIXED THAT BACK WHEN THEY WERE IN THEIR 'HONEYMOON STAGE' AND THINGS WERE GOOD AND NOW HE HEARS VOICES. SEVERAL OF THEM. BUT IT'S ALL PART OF THE SAME THING.
SCABBY SKIN, HEALING FACTOR, CRAZY. THIS IS THE BASIS OF THE CHARACTER AND EVERYTHING BUILDS OFF OF THAT AND CHANGING THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING SO NO. I DO NOT THINK THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA, DANIEL WAY. I DO NOT.
THE PEOPLE WHO STILL THINK DEADPOOL LIKES CHIMICHANGAS
- BECAUSE HE REALLY DOES NOT. REALLY.
- THOUGH THE DUCT TAPE THING IS TOTALLY LEGIT. *SHRUG*
ALSO THIS:
...yeah. IDK what the capslock is all about only once I started I didn't want to go back and uncapslock. So. There you have it. Sorry for the wall of text.
Crossposted at Dreamwidth | http://pajaroenvuelo.dreamwidth.org/58382.html