I haven't updated my LiveJournal in a very long time because...

[bloodxalchemy]

I was murdered.

Now that the initial shock has worn off, it's good to see you all understand the situation and empathize completely.

Comments

[atlanta06]

Do you want us to find your killer or help you seek revenge? I've got my Sherlock Holmes outfit in the back...

[bloodxalchemy]

That would be superb.

But how shall I pay you? Or is the thrill of the hunt enough for a good detective?

See, as a zombie, I have money issues.

[atlanta06]

Hmm. I guess the thrill of the hunt will have to do.

*shrugs into long coat* Alright love, what's the last thing you remember before you passed on?

[bloodxalchemy]

Haha... The last thing I remember?

Neglecting my LJ.
Also, lots. And LOTS!

Of blood. EVERYwhere.

[atlanta06]

*scribbles in flimsy notepad* Do you know what would have caused that amount blood to be eveywhere? Stabbing, shooting, clubbing, bludgeoning, can opener?