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[bloodwithcoffee]

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[origamicupcake]

I repeat myself from yesterday.

What.
The.
HELL.
Hidan?

[bloodwithcoffee]

Ko! It's fucking terrible. You gotta help me out here, seriously. ........Did Kakuzu knock you up yet? ...Any tips on making your kid not hate you being a good parent?

[origamicupcake]

WHAT THE HELL, HIDAN.

No, I'm not knocked up yet! Why are you on this baby kick?!

[bloodwithcoffee]

THIS IS A CRISIS, ok woman! BE COOPERATIVE. HELP ME OUT HERE instead of dissing me! ...please.

[origamicupcake]

.............................

It's Tobi. He doesn't hate you. No matter how stalkerish you get and trust me, you're bordering on full stalker mode now.

[cake_is_a_bang]

Are you really pregnant, Konan-san!? I'M GOING TO POST THIS TO YOUR FANGROUP RIGHT AWAY.

Can I organize the shower?! I HAVE FIREWORKS!

Must. Kill. Hidan.

[origamicupcake]

I AM NOT PREGNANT.

Stop before Kakuzu has a heart attack!

[cake_is_a_bang]

You're not? Are you sure? I just told all your fans!

is now trying to get Kakuzu's attention to come HELP. HER.

[origamicupcake]

I REPEAT - I AM NOT PREGNANT.

...wait, you did what?

Lifts his head out of his palm long enough to see her distress signals and looks at her curiously;

[cakeandmoney]

?

mouths the word "pregnant" at him and waits

[origamicupcake]

furrows brows, what was that word she just mouthed---CUE ALL THE COLOR DRAINING FROM HIS FACE;

[cakeandmoney]

..........

realizes how that came across and waves hands, shaking head

[origamicupcake]

THIS IS LIKE KURENAI ALL OVER AGAIN OHMYGOD, he cannot handle this stress and thus---

[cakeandmoney]

.....

--faints.

EYES WIDEN; pushes Deidara away and darts over to him

[origamicupcake]

...hell. DEIDARA, THIS IS YOUR FAULT.

out like a light, just be happy he didn't concuss himself on the counter before he fell;

[cakeandmoney]