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Nov 22, 2007 04:55

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Basch was once a knight in King Arthur's court. He was known as Sir Beatdown.

For most people, home is where the heart is. For Basch, home is where he stores his collection of human skulls.

Basch got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Basch for every answer.

Guns don't kill people. Basch kills People.

Basch grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

Basch is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

Dinosaurs went extinct because of the Baschaurus.

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Basch because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Basch' autobiography.

The last digit of pi is Basch. He is the end of all things.

Basch is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Basch's fist.

Basch doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

...Vaan, we need to talk...
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