Everytime I murder I get HAPPY!
God, I hate work! No, scratch that. I hate those dumb ass fuckers who come into my store! Today, I had a lil old lady, who looked to be about 80 yrs old, tell me to shove it! I about died from laughing! We have a no return policy on xmas items when returned after xmas...I don't make up the rules but I do have to abide by them. I wouldn't have been so shocked if a teenager or something told me to shove it but a nice lil old lady?! That made my day! The assistant manager said she wouldn't have believed me if she wasn't standing right behind me when the old hag said it!! Damn, do I have some luck or what?! I never would have believed that there are so many assholes in the world if I, let's say, worked in an office were I don't have to deal w/ people coming off the streets. I'm telling you, if I ever decide to quit, I'm goin out w/ a fuckin BANG! Beware shoppers, cuz I ain't takin ur shit!