Looks like this is for me!
Someone told me about this community and I thought I belonged here, so here I am. Hello. I won't post much in all probability, as I rarely play. But I thought I might as well break the ice with an amusing anecdote.
I was in a shop today buying blades when I accidentally cut myself in the thumb with one. I didn't even want to buy them (wrong shape) so I put them back and bought another package of the same brand. There I was, sucking my cut thumb and waiting for the guy to serve me, when I noticed - I had left a great big bloodstain on the package I had touched. Shit!
Then when I buy them this guy starts filling out a VAT receipt. By this time my thumb is dripping all over the sodding place (I couldn't just stand there sucking it, it would have looked odd, so I put my hand behind my back) so I just told him I didn't need a receipt, got my change and walked out, desperately trying to keep a straight face.
Sheee-it!
I have "wierd freak" written all over me anyway, and had been kind of embarrased going in there in the first place. What the fuck is this dude gonna think when someone comes in to buy some craft knives and finds them covered in fucking blood?!?!
(I should be concerned about the hygene implications as well, I suppose. Well, I don't have any diseases and I have been tested recently.)
I was in a shop today buying blades when I accidentally cut myself in the thumb with one. I didn't even want to buy them (wrong shape) so I put them back and bought another package of the same brand. There I was, sucking my cut thumb and waiting for the guy to serve me, when I noticed - I had left a great big bloodstain on the package I had touched. Shit!
Then when I buy them this guy starts filling out a VAT receipt. By this time my thumb is dripping all over the sodding place (I couldn't just stand there sucking it, it would have looked odd, so I put my hand behind my back) so I just told him I didn't need a receipt, got my change and walked out, desperately trying to keep a straight face.
Sheee-it!
I have "wierd freak" written all over me anyway, and had been kind of embarrased going in there in the first place. What the fuck is this dude gonna think when someone comes in to buy some craft knives and finds them covered in fucking blood?!?!
(I should be concerned about the hygene implications as well, I suppose. Well, I don't have any diseases and I have been tested recently.)