INSTRUCTIONS FOR SHORTING OUT YOUR TELEVISION.

May 04, 2005 07:59

METHOD #1:

Fill 1 cup of hot water. Ah never mind. Thats probably not a good idea.

METHOD #2
Supplys:
-1 wooden baseball bat
-1 pair of protective eye goggles
-1 pair of shoes
-1 Television Set

If you don't want to destroy your machine, and prefer a to utilize a non-violent approach,
than maybe this method would better suit your needs:

1) UNPLUG THE CABLE WIRE FROM THE BACK OF YOUR TELEVISION SET.
2) UNHOOK THE ANTENA AND OR ANY TRANSMISSION RECIEVING DEVICES.
3) UNPLUG YOUR TELEVISION SET FROM THE WALL.
4) LOOK AWAY FROM THE TV.
5) Find a more active way to live out your life.
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