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[bloodseal_soul]

So...

No stairs, no sparring, no magic, no bending, no knives, no shutting doors or going around corners without looking carefully, no heavy objects, no sitting near windows, no sewing, no gardening with a trowel, no surprising the cat, no climbing trees, no trying to fix anything mechanical...

... and no alchemy.

[Alphonse heaves a sigh, before

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[Video] Here, Sara, just take all of my muses.

[marsfireignite]

[Rei is so not domestic... but she's not going to snub her nose at an opportunity when she sees one.]

The girls and I can help with whatever you need, Al.

[Video] NO PROB.

[bloodseal_soul]

... you will? That's great!

Have any of you ever skinned a rabbit before?

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[marsfireignite]

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[marsfireignite]

Why would we skin rabbits?!

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[bloodseal_soul]

R-rabbits are the most abundant and easy accessible source of protein..?

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[marsfireignite]

I'm not having Ami and Usagi cut up rabbits.

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[bloodseal_soul]

You don't cut them up so much as...

[... oh. Oh dear. He's starting to get it. Forgive him, Rei, he had to kill his first bunny at like. Seven.]

Maybe I could put you guys on fruit-peeling instead.

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[marsfireignite]

That's better.

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[bloodseal_soul]

... I'm guessing you three live in the city?

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[marsfireignite]

... well, yeah, but --

[fml, Al.]

Usagi's name means 'rabbit' in our language. She has rabbits all over her bedroom. I'm not having her skin a rabbit.

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[bloodseal_soul]

... oh geez.

Make sure she ah... doesn't try to pet any of them, here.

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[marsfireignite]

I already told her not to touch anything without my permission. She's not the brightest bulb in the box.

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[bloodseal_soul]

She's your and Ami's friend from back home, right?

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[marsfireignite]

... yeah. She is.

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[bloodseal_soul]

Then she's definitely a good person regardless.

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[marsfireignite]

She's the best person I know.