Mar 12, 2009 21:02
[The feed clicks on, catching the end of a conversation between Al and Asuna. They sound as though they're just winding down from yelling at each other.]
"...NOW I'M WONDERING WHAT IT MEANS."
"...... ME TOO."
"WHY ARE WE STILL YELLING?"
"...why ARE we yelling? My throat hurts."
"... mine too. I don't remember anymore."
"Wasn't I punching you for being an idiot?"
"... oh. Right--"
[There's the sound of a heavy impact, and Al yelps in pain.]
"OW!!!"
"STOP BEING AN IDIOT. Okay, we good now?"
"... m-my nose is bleeding."
"--oh crap!!"
"N-no wait, not the blanket, get a tissue --"
"I didn't mean to hit you that hard--!!"
[A shuffling noise and a 'thwack' sound. Al sputters.]
"Th-the tissue, not the BOX... I-I know! It's okay, really! Please stop helping."
"You sure you're alright? Your nose isn't broken?"
"No, it's not broken -- OW!"
"--it is broken, isn't it?!"
"... I can't believe you just broke my nose."
"I didn't mean to hit that hard!!"
"... I-I'm just glad you didn't try to kick me."
so very very done with angst dammit,
i hit you because i love you,
shenanigans,
al x head injuries = otp,
doctor?,
kagurazaka asuna,
shannon's fault