Hey, assface!
You know what? I know you think yer hot shit cus you own yr own business. Yes, you. Master of yr own destiny and all that shit?
I know you think yr hot shit cus yr not working just above minimum wage and struggling to survive.
I know you think yr hot shit cus you got that parking space in the front.
Well, guess what. My job isn't easy. I know you think it is, cus I just pres buttons all day and click the mouse, but FUCK YOU, because YOU are the one that makes my job hard.
NO I don't know how yr ccopies turned out, I didn't run the job.
NO I don't know how much it is, that's what the computer tells me... you know, the reason I type all that shit before I give you yr total?
NO yr not the only customer today.
NO I don't know who you are, nor do I want to.
NO I can't defy the laws of physics to complete yr order just because you waited til the last second.
Yes, I'm here to hbe helpful and friendly, and m more than willing to do so, but just give me a little more to work with, assface!
I know you think yr hot shit cus yr not working just above minimum wage and struggling to survive.
I know you think yr hot shit cus you got that parking space in the front.
Well, guess what. My job isn't easy. I know you think it is, cus I just pres buttons all day and click the mouse, but FUCK YOU, because YOU are the one that makes my job hard.
NO I don't know how yr ccopies turned out, I didn't run the job.
NO I don't know how much it is, that's what the computer tells me... you know, the reason I type all that shit before I give you yr total?
NO yr not the only customer today.
NO I don't know who you are, nor do I want to.
NO I can't defy the laws of physics to complete yr order just because you waited til the last second.
Yes, I'm here to hbe helpful and friendly, and m more than willing to do so, but just give me a little more to work with, assface!