Santa, we barely knew ye
So far this holiday has been quite dull.
To cheer me and my brother up we decided we needed to find SOMETHING to do. But what?
And then we found a chocolate statue of santa in my draw.
The first thing that came to mind was to eat the statue, but then we spotted it was quite out of date and thought it best not to risk our healths.
The second was to chuck it out a window, but this had the downside of being very short lived activity which then involves alot of cleaning up.
Then a BB gun was discovered along alot of paper caps, aerosol deodorant, paper and a lighter. It all falls into place...
So to distroy a chocolate statue, follow these instructions:
1)Wrap caps around statue and place in a safe area.
2)Light caps and watch them burn miserably and go out on first cap.
3)Spray entire statue and caps with deodorant and light.
4)Watch a bigger flame appear and more caps go off before flame goes out.
5)Fire BB gun at it in frustration.
6)Stick paper into the only hole made by BB gun (in the eye of statue) as rest bounced off.
7)Spray more deodorant and relight.
8)Watch as caps go off and the chocolate melts around the paper forming a hole before going out.
9)Then stuff more paper into hole, spray and relight.
10)If you followed these steps you should then have the pleasure of watching santa melt with caps exploding around him for quite sometime untill all thats left is goo that has to have water poured on it.
11)Then clean up the evidence with a hose.
So all in all a very fun activity.
To cheer me and my brother up we decided we needed to find SOMETHING to do. But what?
And then we found a chocolate statue of santa in my draw.
The first thing that came to mind was to eat the statue, but then we spotted it was quite out of date and thought it best not to risk our healths.
The second was to chuck it out a window, but this had the downside of being very short lived activity which then involves alot of cleaning up.
Then a BB gun was discovered along alot of paper caps, aerosol deodorant, paper and a lighter. It all falls into place...
So to distroy a chocolate statue, follow these instructions:
1)Wrap caps around statue and place in a safe area.
2)Light caps and watch them burn miserably and go out on first cap.
3)Spray entire statue and caps with deodorant and light.
4)Watch a bigger flame appear and more caps go off before flame goes out.
5)Fire BB gun at it in frustration.
6)Stick paper into the only hole made by BB gun (in the eye of statue) as rest bounced off.
7)Spray more deodorant and relight.
8)Watch as caps go off and the chocolate melts around the paper forming a hole before going out.
9)Then stuff more paper into hole, spray and relight.
10)If you followed these steps you should then have the pleasure of watching santa melt with caps exploding around him for quite sometime untill all thats left is goo that has to have water poured on it.
11)Then clean up the evidence with a hose.
So all in all a very fun activity.