Irish wins!!! But I can't be too judgemental cause I'm a little British too...

[bloodredzengoth]

This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation between the
British

and the Irish, off the coast of Kerry, Oct 98. Radio conversation
released
by
the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-01:

IRISH: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid a
collision.

BRITISH: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North, to
avoid
a collision.

IRISH: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to
the
South to avoid a collision.

BRITISH: This is the Captain of a British navy ship. I say again,
divert
YOUR course.

IRISH: Negative. I say again, You will have to divert YOUR course.

BRITISH: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER HMS BRITANNIA! THE SECOND
LARGEST
SHIP
IN THE BRITISH ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE
DESTROYERS,
THREE
CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR
COURSE
15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT IS 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR
COUNTER-MEASURES
WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

IRISH: We are a lighthouse. Your call