Taken from the lovely Ladycelest:)
Boiling Bitchasses Stats
Formed:
29th June 2005
Split:
2nd May 2011
Best Album:
'Bromine Stew Hingers Unfixed Filter' 6/10 in the NME
Best Single:
'Aigrets Venously Trudged Sloughed' 9/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 5th September 2008.)
Records Sold:
5,546,857 in total (2,157,062 albums, 3,389,795 singles).
Reputation:
National
Groupies:
xtheoverlookedx has earned a contract with a book publisher to print their autobiography "To Spit Or Swallow" which extensively documents their seedy adventures around Boiling Bitchasses.
OtherShortly after 'Nominals Barleys's release in June 2005, bloodredstate received a death threat from the Pope who warmed them that if they released such unadultured shite in the future they would disappear in the night.
Boiling Bitchasses Member Profiles
brapped
If brapped had taken their role as lead singer a little more seriously they could have developed into one of the best musician's in the industry.
razorbladesmile
Without ever being the focal point of Boiling Bitchasses's sound, razorbladesmile's intricate stylings add depth to the bands music.
slitwrist
For the past couple of years slitwrist has struggled with a drug addiction which has been negatively affecting their bass playing skills and their showmanship. A spell in rehab could resurrect slitwrist's career'
_raxyor_
_raxyor_ manages to compensate for a lack of natural musical talent through a unique and constantly evolving approach to percussion.
bloodredstate
bloodredstate posseses a wealth of potential but rans the risk of never actualising it. They seem to spend more time in the tabloids with their latest criminal offence spread across the pages than at the keyboard practicing.
Single Releases
#
Title
Date
24
Pods Pyrans Polkaing Invoker Carinate
Jul 2005
23
Peplumed Lakes Situate Solonets Chis
Sep 2005
29
Panic Cineasts
Dec 2005
17
Skillets Lutein Plowable Spinel Cosh
Oct 2006
14
Adulate Warpath Shooting Diabasic Corvees
Jan 2007
9
Bhut Misknown Barmy
Mar 2007
2
Vacuolar
Jun 2007
5
Tending Bustline Driftpin Dieresis Pikeman
Apr 2008
1
Hagrode Harijans Motived Looting Comprize Fuzes
May 2008
2
Bazaar Agonised Cerate Kern Nemesis
Jun 2008
1
Aigrets Venously Trudged Sloughed
Sep 2008
2
Passant Titians Spooky Obviates Chymists
Jul 2009
1
Ramblers Stacked
Oct 2009
1
Nominals Barleys
Dec 2009
Album Releases
#
Title
Date
23
Bromine Stew Hingers Unfixed Filter
Jun 2005
29
Cutup Liaises Proofer Aplasia Chaired
Aug 2006
N/A
Immunes Anodyne Bonnocks Soda Mishmash Collards
Mar 2008
1
Sivers Overmelt Counties
Jun 2009
northern ireland's worst Was it unfair that I selected all musicians?