My mama didn't raise no fool

Jun 29, 2005 18:07

Taken from the lovely Ladycelest:)



Boiling Bitchasses Stats

Formed:
29th June 2005

Split:
2nd May 2011

Best Album:
'Bromine Stew Hingers Unfixed Filter' 6/10 in the NME

Best Single:
'Aigrets Venously Trudged Sloughed' 9/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 5th September 2008.)

Records Sold:
5,546,857 in total (2,157,062 albums, 3,389,795 singles).

Reputation:
National

Groupies:
xtheoverlookedx has earned a contract with a book publisher to print their autobiography "To Spit Or Swallow" which extensively documents their seedy adventures around Boiling Bitchasses.

OtherShortly after 'Nominals Barleys's release in June 2005, bloodredstate received a death threat from the Pope who warmed them that if they released such unadultured shite in the future they would disappear in the night.

Boiling Bitchasses Member Profiles


brapped

If brapped had taken their role as lead singer a little more seriously they could have developed into one of the best musician's in the industry.


razorbladesmile

Without ever being the focal point of Boiling Bitchasses's sound, razorbladesmile's intricate stylings add depth to the bands music.


slitwrist

For the past couple of years slitwrist has struggled with a drug addiction which has been negatively affecting their bass playing skills and their showmanship. A spell in rehab could resurrect slitwrist's career'

_raxyor_

_raxyor_ manages to compensate for a lack of natural musical talent through a unique and constantly evolving approach to percussion.


bloodredstate

bloodredstate posseses a wealth of potential but rans the risk of never actualising it. They seem to spend more time in the tabloids with their latest criminal offence spread across the pages than at the keyboard practicing.

Single Releases

#
Title
Date

24
Pods Pyrans Polkaing Invoker Carinate
Jul 2005

23
Peplumed Lakes Situate Solonets Chis
Sep 2005

29
Panic Cineasts
Dec 2005

17
Skillets Lutein Plowable Spinel Cosh
Oct 2006

14
Adulate Warpath Shooting Diabasic Corvees
Jan 2007

9
Bhut Misknown Barmy
Mar 2007

2
Vacuolar
Jun 2007

5
Tending Bustline Driftpin Dieresis Pikeman
Apr 2008

1
Hagrode Harijans Motived Looting Comprize Fuzes
May 2008

2
Bazaar Agonised Cerate Kern Nemesis
Jun 2008

1
Aigrets Venously Trudged Sloughed
Sep 2008

2
Passant Titians Spooky Obviates Chymists
Jul 2009

1
Ramblers Stacked
Oct 2009

1
Nominals Barleys
Dec 2009

Album Releases

#
Title
Date

23
Bromine Stew Hingers Unfixed Filter
Jun 2005

29
Cutup Liaises Proofer Aplasia Chaired
Aug 2006

N/A
Immunes Anodyne Bonnocks Soda Mishmash Collards
Mar 2008

1
Sivers Overmelt Counties
Jun 2009

northern ireland's worst

Was it unfair that I selected all musicians?
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