Holiday, Quotes, People.

[bloodrebel333]

A translated sentence from a Russian chess book: A lot of water has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played.

In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.

In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency: Take one of our horse-drive city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.

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[lavinialavender]

(Yes, that means talking. Telephone, anyone?)
*jumps up and down and waves arms wildly*

[bloodrebel333]

:D

[lavinialavender]

Oh, and about the thing I hinted at - doesn't matter anymore. 'Tis moot.

[bloodrebel333]

Now I want to know.

[lavinialavender]

And there's no way I can tell.

[bloodrebel333]

There is. Word file. Put a password on it, something only we know without having to say it. Then send it over.

[lavinialavender]

All right, let me say it again: There's no way I would tell.

It's just...like I said, it's moot now, and if you saw the note at the bottom of my last entry - the four words "the," "nerve" "I," and "lack" - that pertains to it. So now I'm already slightly embarrassed even thinking about the explaining I have before me to those that I so rashly declared my plan, and, mmph.